Modern FamilyxDC
After an online date, Julian decided to go to Gotham to show off.
Unexpectedly, as soon as I arrived, I encountered a local custom: the villains teamed up together again!
Seeing that his life was in danger and he was waiting to die, he could only make his final confession to his eldest father——
[Congratulations to the host, triggering the golden finger.
[Have obtained the Big Daddy Mickey skill card "SHA-ME!"
[Detailed explanation of the card: Once equipped, all speeches will have a humiliating effect and will always be based on the commanding heights of morality and the rule of law. Do you want to use it?
So when Nightwing arrived, he saw a very delicate mixed-race Hispanic young man, spraying all the villains to the ground.
"Your coins are fake, SHA-ME!"
After hearing this, Two-Face was so ashamed that he fell to the ground.
"You have cockroaches in your restaurant, SHA—ME!"
After hearing this, Penguin was so ashamed that he fell to the ground.
"Your butt is not the best in superheroes! SHAAA..."
"Sorry, sorry," Julian supported Nightwing who almost fell to the ground, "I accidentally hurt you."
Looking at the almost perfect and handsome face and chin under Nightwing's mask and the impressive figure in tight clothes, Julian blushed shamefully.
#Dad, your YanGou love brain son seems to have fallen in love again.
#As for online dating boyfriend? To hell with him.
The trigger conditions for Goldfinger are amazing.
As long as a legal relative says "I love you" to Julian, he can obtain the corresponding skill card.
It just so happened that Julian grew up in a family where he could not be chosen. Who could have two gay fathers, a poisonous sister, a sexy grandma who is younger than his aunt, and a little uncle who is almost the same age as him?
I can't believe how exciting the card looks.
In order to collect all the skill cards, Julian wooed his relatives every day.
Julian: I'm glad, now I'm not afraid of danger in Gotham^^
American relatives: Oh my god, Julian must be homesick - open the door and send warmth!
Your American relatives are heading straight for Gotham!
After kissing his boyfriend for the umpteenth time and being interrupted by a knock on the door, Julian finally discovered his skill card——
[Julian Skill Card "Polygonal Romantic Comedy"]
[Detailed explanation of the card: Passive skills. As the name suggests, neurotic polyamory is your daily life. For example, kisses are always interrupted, your online boyfriend is different from your offline boyfriend, your romantic partners have multiple identities, your exes are all family members, etc... Although it's messy, it doesn't matter. At least you only have one father-in-law. It's very relaxing, isn't it?
Julian slowly looked at his current boyfriend: Tim Drake.
"Tim, your guardian is Bruce Wayne."
"So you are not 'RED' online, but Yeyi and you are relatives. You both have multiple identities, so you O↗M↘G——"
Julian held his face in his hands and screamed.
Suddenly I found out that I had to call Batman Father-in-law or something, and I had so many things in my life.
/Tips before reading
/A happy family story for everyone, I, Bwayne, have chosen Pritchett's in-laws. Jpg
/The protagonist is a child of Mi Qiu Xiaoka's family
/The protagonist Yan Gou has a love brain, and the underlying logic is that he meets a handsome nymphomaniac, including a certain B (.
They will be nymphomaniacs, but they may not talk about it.
In the main text, there will be comedic and nonsensical incidents such as the Shura field and the predecessor, current and successor playing mahjong. Because it is a family comedy, everyone will never break up and make dumplings every episode. The extra chapter will have a dumpling-making ending and a sub-ending
/American relatives is an Internet joke. The dc is too complicated, the timeline is confusing, and there may be situations where different game settings overlap orz
Purpose: Being together as a family is happiness