[Present day]
Qiao Weimian wants to die. She’s been an immortal, uninjured cat demon for over a thousand years, and she’s tired of it.
As luck would have it, there really is a way to free her, though she has no idea whether it will work.
One day, she jumps off a rooftop and still doesn’t die. She tells her handsome cat boys that if the opposite of having had enough of life is wanting something, then that’s what she wants.
The handsome men are sometimes human and sometimes cats.
The next day, they escort her in a sports car, afraid that her wish to die was sincere and would set off the curse.
That would summon the destined assassin to take her cat life.
As it turns out, even the sports car can’t catch up with him.
That’s because he came from five hundred years ago, when he was already the greatest under heaven.
If the greatest under heaven is going to kill her, it’ll be quick and clean. Qiao Weimian is ready, and she couldn’t be happier.
But the greatest under heaven has an obsession.
“I’ll kill you when we get back to Jinling.”
“Does it have to be Nanjing?”
“I said Jinling.”
“Sure, sure, whatever you say. Just make it quick. But do you have an ID? You need one to fly.”
【A checked-out kept woman x a loyal puppy who can’t take care of himself】
[Past life]
One day, Su Yuanyuan, the greatest thief under heaven, set her sights on a new target.
Stealing money was too boring. She had plenty at home.
Stealing martial arts manuals was too dangerous. She didn’t know martial arts.
Stealing a person… Could you even steal a person?
On closer inspection, he really was the only thing worth stealing.
But Su Yuanyuan had her eye on his sword. Fine steel, so impressive, such long legs, and…
Her technique was too direct. The swordsman frowned as he stared at the beggar girl touching his sword. “Miss, what are you doing?”
“Oh, nothing. Your sword tassel was crooked, so I was fixing it.”
Run!
Being hunted by the greatest swordsman under heaven feels way too good, meow!
Theme: You deserve to be loved, even if you’re imperfect
