[Brainless sweet article/1v1/university campus article]
Happy clingy puppy gong x cool fishing male god
New copy:
On the day when the club recruited new members, Jiang Che pinned the male idol Chen Xingji under him. He swore he didn't mean to, but he didn't let go.
Chen Xingji: "If you don't make friends, don't fall in love, don't get close to me."
Me: "Okay."
Then——
When Chen Xingji was on duty, Jiang Che wiped the blackboard for him. When Chen Xingji practiced dancing, Jiang Che wiped his sweat. When Chen Xingji was in class, Jiang Che brought him breakfast and occupied a seat...
Roommate: "Are you really his dog?"
Jiang Che: "You are just jealous of me."
Until one day when Chen Xingji fell ill, Jiang Che came into his house and cooked porridge for him.
Chen Xingji said in a daze: "You like me? Then you should chase me."
Later——
Chen Xingji brought him breakfast: "I bought too much."
Chen Xingji took him back to the apartment: "I'm scared to live alone."
Chen Xingji took off his clothes: "emmmmm, it's time to give the dog a bath."
Original copy:
Not everyone may know about the school dog, but everyone at Lecheng University has a love-brained school dog.
It's not uncommon for people to be good at dancing. The freshmen who dance well, are handsome, and are cool are really amazing.
Until one day, the first school dog Jiang Che saw this "ghost".
Jiang Che: Wang! (You are my mother-in-law)
Chen Xingji: Don't disturb me.
Jiang Che: My wife, ignore me, Kaisen. Woof!
Chen Xingji:?
Small theater:
1: The club is recruiting new members
Jiang Che finally found his male idol, so he was pushed by his good roommate to join the hip-hop club.
Chen Xingji: Excuse me, why do you want to join our hip-hop club?
Jiang Che: I like...
Chen Xingji: Do you like it?
Jiang Che: I like dancing.
2: Double Eleven event
Host: Excuse me, why didn't you kiss your partner just now?
Jiang Che: My partner is shy.
After the event, at home. Chen Xingji: Why didn't you kiss me just now?
Jiang Che: You drank too much.
Chen Xingji: You are so talented.
Chen Xingji grabbed Jiang Che and blocked his mouth.
3: On Christmas
Chen Xingji placed the apple on Jiang Che's head and squatted down: If the apple falls, you will be dead.
Jiang Che: Chen, do you know what you are doing?
Chen Xingji: Love trainees are of course practicing how to fall in love.
Wang: happy
Wangwang: sad
Woof woof woof: angry
Intention: Love must be carefully carved