[Reborn!] Varia's Adorable Maid

I'm a huge fan of Varia...

I really do love XANXUS, Squalo, and all those characters...

But I am not about to do something as crazy as transmigrating through time and space for them! Only Mary Sues would do that...

Believe me, Lord God... not every transmigrator has potential... just as not every Infinite Flow reincarnator will call you a glowing egg...

So the gods decreed: "Here's a knife and some piano wire. Go transmigrate!"

When I arrived in this world, I was at a job interview--great... I was Kyoko Sasagawa, applying for a maid's job with Varia. Kyoko Sasagawa, are you really that much of a klutz? Being a fangirl of Varia is a sin in itself...

I carefully dodged the prince's flying knives, went rigid as Lord XANXUS slammed me into the wall, and accidentally broke a bone thanks to Lord Squalo--

But I'm still going to make steak for Lord XANXUS... unless I want to end up with multiple fractures...

Ahhh~ Lady Lussuria, you're definitely still the best~