
A Guide to Collecting Puppy Profiles for the Ultimate Heartthrob
万人迷收集小狗图鉴攻略
by The Moon Is Within Reach (月可寻)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 236k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 18d ago
- English
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Synopsis
[Come watch Qiao Qiao collect his “puppy” collection!]
[Simp, mad dog, silly dog, loyal dog, vicious dog... They're all getting dogified, basically.]
Qiao Ling is a small-time streamer who accidentally enters an infinite livestream game.
He knows the ins and outs of streaming, thrives in the game levels, and holds the number one spot on the S leaderboard.
The players are curious about the person behind the username “Qiao Qiao Kitty.” They click into his livestream, then promptly leave with red faces.
Why is this stream so weird?
The pretty player is publicly treating a terrifying boss like a dog???
But instead of getting angry, the players are actually a little jealous. They want the pretty boy to treat them that way too...
Then the “puppies” track Qiao Ling down and demand an explanation.
Qiao Ling disowns them without hesitation: It was just a gimmick for the livestream. Don't take it seriously.
*
[Game One: Peeping]
Qiao Ling is one of the players. On the first day of the game, he gets labeled a “pretty face” and “unlikely to survive three days.”
In a rose garden strewn with bones stands a mysterious old castle.
After escaping the level boss's courtship, turning down an S-tier player's offer of under-the-table favors, and stopping his former top donor from rekindling their relationship...
he discovers that a Peeping Tom has watched every last thing.
The Peeping Tom decides to keep his wanton wife in the game forever, where she can look at no one but him for the rest of her life.
Later, new players enter the game and hear that the castle's master has a beautiful, gentle little wife. Some reckless players decide to catch a glimpse of him to satisfy their curiosity.
The little wife, holding a bouquet of fresh roses, sees them and merely smiles. That night, he cries inconsolably.
“Baby, the rooms aren't soundproof. You wouldn't want anyone else to hear us, would you...?”
*
[Game Two: The Person He Had a Crush on Died]
Qiao Ling is a vicious, foolish minor character in a horror story.
After the protagonist rescues him from bullies, he becomes completely obsessed with him, following, harassing, and confessing to him, always flirting with death.
Then the protagonist dies for an unrelated reason, turns into a vengeful ghost, and begins a satisfying revenge story.
Qiao Ling always follows the script: he makes the protagonist eat his leftovers, secretly keeps the protagonist's clothes, and even steals the protagonist's first kiss...
The protagonist should, in theory, suffer one humiliation after another at his hands, and Qiao Ling should be the prime target for revenge after the protagonist's death.
But in the end, he becomes the unattainable love the protagonist will long for forever.
*
[Game Three: Cupid in Training]
Qiao Ling is a little Cupid from a European fairy tale, traveling through the human world to earn his full status. He flirts with everyone, yet has a pair of innocent eyes.
He will meet a cruel and tyrannical hunter, a carefree nobleman, a cold-hearted holy knight, and a self-righteous crown prince...
He has to teach them what love is.
But he doesn't even know what “love” means himself, which gives him a headache.
Even so, everyone falls madly in love with him, and he leads them all around by the nose...
He narrows his pretty eyes, purses his little catlike lips, and slyly deceives the men: “I only love you, big brother.”
Until one day, the men unexpectedly meet and realize they aren't his only one after all.
Surrounded by a ring of tall, muscular men, he trembles. “Let me explain...”
*
[Game Four: A Frightful Night at the Circus]
[Game Five: The Blind Young Widower]
[Game Six: A Hundred Ghosts Roam the Night]
[Game Seven: School Rules Horror]
Content warnings:
1. Mild horror, infinite-flow story, with a focus on romance.
2. A beloved-by-everyone recipient: spoiled and naturally fickle, a career-focused character who grows over time, with a dog-training romance dynamic.
3. All love interests are devoted and sexually inexperienced. Lots of jealous squabbling and love-triangle drama.
4. A silly, angsty wish-fulfillment story with lots of melodrama and weak logic. Includes the recipient cross-dressing as a woman and an extreme amount of feminization and objectification of him.
Theme: Some people are simply born to be loved
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The reviewer saw something good before me again and blocked it! [Angry][Angry][Angry]
I saw a fish on a short video app.
The jealousy part was really distracting, but the story itself was quite good. [Laughing and crying emoji]
My mom's been banned again, hasn't she? [Facepalm laughing and crying][Facepalm laughing and crying][Facepalm laughing and crying] So unlucky.
So pretty! (。・ω・。)ノ♡
So pretty! (。・ω・。)ノ♡
This story is so good, I love it so much! [Chicken leg][chicken leg]
New author, support! 🎉
Please update soon! ^0^
But our Qiaoqiao can't be without a husband!