You're an ordinary member of the Taketori clan, one of the Anbu in the Hidden Mist Village.
It's an ordinary day. Your teacher, your lover, your superior, the Fourth Mizukage Yagura Karatachi, tells you he intends to purge the Hidden Mist Village and kill every bloodline clan in the Land of Water. His youthful, baby-faced features have never looked so cold. “Tose, run. Get out of the Land of Water. Don't make me kill you with my own hands.”
So you strike first, ambush him, and leave him badly wounded. Then you flee with the young Kimimaro Taketori in your arms, proudly taking up the mantle of missing-nin.
To make a living, you work diligently under Orochimaru, but this man is too much of a freak for you to handle. Cherish life and stay away from the snake pit.
You jump ship a second time and join the internationally renowned Akatsuki, but your mentally unstable coworkers, inexplicable mission, and strict performance targets nearly kill you. You're frustrated, so you slack off. At last, a normal person takes the Mizukage's seat and pardons the missing-nin from the Fourth Mizukage's era.
You jump ship a third time, returning home in glory and triumph. The story starts in the Land of Water and ends in the Land of Water.
Reader's Guide:
1. All ships. The heroine is a ruthless, promiscuous, carnivorous woman.
2. The heroine is anything but ordinary, with her abilities maxed out. No frustrating or humiliating plotlines. Here comes the power fantasy!
3. Kimimaro really is her biological child. There's also a late husband who stays in the background.
4. The ending includes a little Boruto content, because I just can't say no to snake-wife Sasuke and nun Kabuto.
5. I once wrote a practice piece on another platform (a work from my embarrassing past). Feel free to check whether certain plotlines are similar.
Second edit:
All ships include female characters such as Karin, Konan, and Mei Terumi. [Please check the content warnings.]
Theme: A life filled with love is only just beginning
The Kaguya clan's design is truly captivating: white hair, green eyes, a severe bloodline disease, and a powerful bloodline limit—they're utterly beautiful, strong, and tragic.
Zhou Ping is amazing. She's just as deceptive and fickle. It's one thing for her parents to come knocking, but Shi Ping Sasuke is the sharpest, most self-reliant, and most resolute character in Naruto who refuses to lie. She's not a naive girl who can be easily manipulated. She doesn't even need to wait for her parents; she'll probably be scared off and run away first, thinking it's not worth it.
Looking forward to seeing Sasuke's gravity burst cause Touko to crash and run away 😋
A sandwich... Of course, needs a three-way balance of power! Old and young, same sex and opposite sex, from the same hometown and of equal status—then there's the contrast between opposing factions, evenly matched, or even factional infighting—let the battleground rage on!
I'm not into the typical otome game (a genre of Japanese romance novels) of marriage and childbirth. I don't want the female lead to go through the hardship of raising a bunch of kids. If technology replaces the uterus and thus the uniqueness of female reproduction, I dislike it even more. Maybe I'll just not get married but have another child.
After reading my wife's words, I couldn't help but feel a strange pang of sympathy for my deceased husband.
What is this? It's like relying on parents and siblings at home, relying on your husband after marriage, and relying on your lover (or mistress?) After being widowed.
White is so delicious! This is the first time I've ever seen someone eat white. You've taken such good care of me, my dear wife.
My late husband, so delicious! Just thinking about how those two created Kimimaro makes me feel so good.
JJ's silver trading skills are always very high...