From the Start, in the Land of Water, but a Fence-Sitter

You are an ordinary member of the Taketori clan, one of the Hidden Mist Village’s Anbu. On an ordinary day, your teacher, your lover, and your superior, the Fourth Mizukage Yagura Karatachi, tells you he is going to purge the Hidden Mist Village and kill every bloodline clan in the Land of Water. His youthful, baby-faced features have never looked so cold. “Tosei, run. Get out of the Land of Water. Don’t make me kill you with my own hands.” So you strike first, ambush him and leave him badly wounded, then flee with your young son, Kimimaro Taketori. From then on, you proudly take up the mantle of a missing-nin. To make a living, you work diligently under Orochimaru, but this man’s level of perversion is more than you can handle. Treasure your life and stay away from the snake’s lair. After changing jobs a second time, you join the internationally renowned organization Akatsuki. But your mentally unstable coworkers, nonsensical goals, and grueling performance standards nearly kill you. You’re fed up, so you slack off. At last, a normal person takes over as Mizukage and pardons the missing-nin from the Fourth Mizukage’s era. After changing jobs for a third time, you return home in glory, welcomed back to your hometown. The story starts in the Land of Water and ends in the Land of Water. Reader’s guide: 1. All pairings welcome. The protagonist is an unfeeling, playful, sexually assertive woman. 2. The female lead is anything but ordinary and has maxed-out strength. No miserable or humiliating plotlines: an unapologetic wish-fulfillment story. 3. Kimimaro is genuinely her biological son, and her deceased husband is only a background character. 4. The ending includes a little Boruto-era content, because I can’t resist a married Snake or Nun Kabuto. 5. I once wrote a practice piece on another platform (a dark chapter in my past). Feel free to check whether some plot points are similar. Second edit: All pairings include female characters such as Karin, Konan, and Mei Terumi, and there are explicit scenes. Please take note. Theme: The life of love is only just beginning