
Honey, Open the Door! It's Your Kitty
老婆开门呀我是小猫咪
by Rice Cakes Aren't Tasty (米饼不好吃)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 96k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 3d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
[Nontraditional younger man/older man romance, cat tops]
[Home invader who can't do the whole "love you so much I'll wallpaper your room with your face" thing, so he has to act cute instead, lovesick top x Cat with low intelligence, "I think my boyfriend might be an idiot," cat-loving, handsome-face-loving office worker bottom]
Blurb:
The Abyss: What do you think the meaning of life in the Abyss is?
The Abyss suddenly developed a brain and realized it couldn't go on living these meaningless days. It went on strike at once, counting down from three (not that it had ever had a proper job anyway), and happily slipped off to the human world in search of meaning.
Who knew that after wandering around for a while, it still wouldn't find meaning, but when it saw the young man crouching under a tree to feed a cat, it realized it had probably found itself a wife.
Cheng Shuyan: Wait! I don't think I agreed to this!!!
As a cat lover who doesn't dare get a cat, the most contact Cheng Shuyan usually has with cats is feeding the little orange cat downstairs from his office before work. Even the little orange cat is a snob, only flattering him when it's hungry.
Who knew that one day, a man with no luck with cats would be favored by a kind, nameless kitty! It rubbed against him of its own accord, let him pet and hold it, and its purring was wonderfully soothing!
...Wait.
"Why was it a dream?!"
Alas! Cheng Shuyan headed to work with tears in his eyes. He hurried to the office, intending to feed the cat as usual, but the little orange cat was nowhere to be seen. Instead, he found an adorable little black cat, cute enough to shake heaven and earth.
The black kitten rubbed up against him, let him pet and hold it. The only slight flaw was that it liked biting him.
No, no, what do you mean, biting? It's clearly marking me as its own! I recognized it at first sight as the baby destined for me!
Cheng Shuyan, who got his adorable little cat for free, decided to give the customer service for the dream scam a five-star review.
Uh, he spoke too soon.
...Nobody told me this was a superpowered kitty that can only send brainwaves. Maybe I should just tu
Kitty: I like you.
Cheng Shuyan: A kitty this cute can't possibly do anything wrong!
The young cat-loving man cut himself off from romance, deciding to spend the rest of his life with his kitty. But before long, a new neighbor moved in across the hall, handsome and sweet-tempered
Cheng Shuyan: My type! I'm falling in love at first sight!
...Wait, what do you mean my boyfriend used to be a cat?
Xiao Hui: I like you.
Cheng Shuyan: Oh, never mind. He's such an idiot; it's not easy for him to do something bad.
...And his cat isn't a cat either?
The Abyss: I like you.
Cheng Shuyan: ...
What else can I do? Of course I'll spoil him rotten.
Both characters are each other's first love and have no past relationships, 1v1, happy ending
Not much plot, just the everyday interactions of two idiots
A short, sweet romance
Almost no elements involving anyone else apart from the beginning; the main focus is mind reading
Note: The cat comes home in Chapter 7, and the pursuit begins in Chapter 17. Feel free to skip ahead according to your preferences
Coming soon: Hello! Your Double Boyfriend Express Delivery Is Here! If you're interested, please add it to your favorites~
Blurb:
Cold on the outside, gentle inside / nasty jealous type, dual-personality Alpha top x pretty, naturally spacey little sunshine Omega bottom
Miao Yansheng is an Omega. In high school, he once went into heat in an empty classroom and was discovered by an Alpha upperclassman passing by, who took him to the hospital.
When he woke up, the upperclassman was sitting by the bed, and he was clutching the other boy's hand tightly.
Miao Yansheng blushed and quickly let go. "Sorry. May I ask who you are...?"
The handsome boy with the cool, distant air had an equally calm expression, but his voice felt like a spring breeze. "Xia Shiqing. You fainted in the classroom, so I brought you to the hospital."
Miao Yansheng lowered his head to stare at the blanket, speaking hesitantly. "Oh, oh, I see. Thank you..."
Seeing his dazed expression, Xia Shiqing seemed to smile faintly. Before standing up, he even tucked the hand that had been holding his into the blanket.
"Your parents called to say they're here. Now that you're awake, I'll head out."
"!" Miao Yansheng's eyes widened. Seeing Xia Shiqing about to leave, he hurriedly called out, "Please wait!"
He looked at Xia Shiqing as he turned back toward him, his heart pounding. "I... can I get your contact information?"
Xia Shiqing lowered his eyes. Under Miao Yansheng's anxious gaze, he replied, "Sure."
Miao Yansheng fell for an upperclassman one year ahead of him, and from then on, he followed him around whenever he had free time.
His friends teased him, asking what it was like to kiss the Iceberg. Miao Yansheng pressed his lips together and softly retorted, "Actually, my upperclassman is very gentle."
He was the one with a crush on Xia Shiqing, the one who wanted to do something for him, yet in the end, he was always the one who benefited.
Xia Shiqing patiently helped him with his homework, gave him the books he wanted, remembered his preferences, and often brought him delicious snacks.
Could it be that my upperclassman likes me too? Miao Yansheng couldn't help making a bold guess.
That was, until his eighteenth birthday party, when he finally worked up the courage to confess to Xia Shiqing, who was about to graduate.
Xia Shiqing seemed different from usual today.
At his words, he suddenly smiled. He neither accepted nor refused, but took two steps toward Miao Yansheng, closing the distance between them until they were nearly close enough to kiss if they lowered their heads.
"Are you sure?"
Miao Yansheng's face was red, but he forced himself not to back down. "I'm sure. I really like you, Xia Shiqing."
"Xia Shiqing" suddenly turned his head and gave the Omega's fair cheek a light bite.
"I'm not Xia Shiqing." He straightened up, watching Miao Yansheng's shocked expression at his words.
"I'm his twin younger brother, Xia Shiming."
Theme: Learning how to love
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Reader comments 15
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Damn it, the little cat will hold you tight 🐶
Xiao Cheng, you are nibbling on Xiaoxiao now, be careful, you will be nibbled on by Xiaoxiao later...😏
A mouse will turn into potato chips when pressed, and a cat will turn into cat chips when pressed😆
Hahahaha, the road to cat birth is difficult😏
Whatever my wife says is whatever it is (the villain has a serious face)
Let me go, this chapter 15 is well written😍, so literary and elegant, and it explains Xiao's psychology very clearly😆. Kitty, please work hard to catch your wife [Let me be healthy] Xiao: I live just for my wife😏
Because I love you, I live🌈
What a philosophy, I feel like I suddenly became dumbfounded after reading this chapter...
The baby is so amazing. He is still a medical student. My friend is also a medical student. He is so busy that he can't see anyone [covering his face and laughing]
Twenty-year-old cats are considered old 😏