Saving the World and Going Viral with a Cloud Farm in the Interstellar Apocalypse

Here's a preview of my upcoming wish-fulfillment novel, Everyone Online Wants to Be Insulted! The Pretty, Universally Hated Reverse-Wordcaster Goes Viral! Qi Wu was a top-tier spirit botanist in the apocalypse. One day, he transmigrated into a book set in the interstellar era, becoming the notorious last-place student in the military academy's horticulture program. The climate here was deteriorating, plants were scarce, and both people and their spirit companions suffered from mental rampages. Only spirit plants could ease their suffering. The original owner, from a remote little planet, couldn't afford cultivation fees. Everything he planted died, and he was one failed exam away from expulsion. Everyone was waiting to watch him pack his bags. But on the day of the exam While the others anxiously guarded a single seedling, Qi Wu casually buried a seed. Overnight, vines covered the cultivation room, their branches bowing under clusters of bright red spirit fruit. When the test results came in, the whole room fell silent. Instructor: “...What exactly have you been hiding all this time?” Qi Wu: “?” Isn't this something anyone can do? At the same time, Qi Wu bonded with [Cloudtop Farm]. He was back to doing what he did best: farming. So Cool cucumbers that could dispel the heat? Plant them! Sleep-inducing radishes that could help insomniacs sleep through the night? Plant them! Hair-growing corn and beautifying pomegranates? Coming right up! In the end, even the mental rampages that had stumped the entire interstellar world were calmed by one of his apples. At first, everyone said, “What kind of wild fruit is that? I've never heard of it.” Then: “Wait, it actually works? Give me ten crates!” And later The military academies rushed to place orders, celebrities booked half a year in advance, and people from other planets lined up to buy spirit seeds. Those who had once waited to see him expelled could only watch Qi Wu rise from last place to become the hottest spirit botanist at the military academy. And every credit he earned went straight back into Cloudtop Farm. Expanding the fields, digging irrigation channels, and rescuing weather beasts. Some could bring rain, some could pollinate, and some could control the temperature... One by one, the weather beasts that had been on the brink of death bounced back to life. Then one day, people across the stars suddenly realized The heat that had lasted for decades had eased. The dried-up rivers were flowing again. The barren land had sprouted its first hint of green. The planet all the experts had declared doomed had been brought back to life, one seed at a time. The entire interstellar world was searching for the mysterious savior of the climate. Qi Wu sat among the clouds with a weather beast in his arms, quietly taking a bite of tomato. Didn't see that coming, did you? My farm is in the sky. The only problem was that the black dragon on the farm was getting stranger by the day. When Qi Wu worked in the fields, it used its claws to clear and sow them. When Qi Wu went to sleep, it crawled into his bed and acted like a cool gel pack. Whenever Qi Wu petted another fluffy animal, the dragon would immediately squeeze into his arms with a cold expression, its tail wrapped firmly around his waist. Qi Wu had always thought the black dragon was just clingy. Until he casually stroked its scales. The black dragon froze for ages, the tips of its ears gradually turning red. The next day, Qi Wu stared at the enormous bridal nest that had appeared out of nowhere beside the farm. “?” The black dragon blushed. “You were the one who courted me first.” Qi Wu: “???” Upcoming novel: Everyone Online Wants to Be Insulted! The Pretty, Universally Hated Reverse-Wordcaster Goes Viral! Please add it to your collection. Here's the blurb. ↓ Pretty, socially anxious internet troll bottom × the empire's strongest, doting general top When Shi Tingxue transmigrated into a book, he became the villainous foil to the fake young master adored by everyone. The real young master, he was, but he had a terrible character. He was also a useless nobody without a spirit companion. In the end, his parents and older brother kicked him out, throwing him penniless onto a trash planet. Shi Tingxue, who had just transmigrated into a book: “...” What a disastrous start. Luckily, he awakened the ability he had possessed in his previous life: [Reverse Wordcraft]. Call someone ugly, and they become radiant. Curse someone with poverty, and they become rich overnight. He also unexpectedly awakened an SSS-rank spirit companion. But an SSS-rank spirit companion was expensive to raise. To make ends meet, the socially anxious Shi Tingxue put on a six-winged angel mask and started streaming anonymously. The mask looked pure and beautiful, but the moment he opened his mouth, he was a foul-mouthed firebrand. A one-of-a-kind streamer who made a living insulting people. / At first, the livestream chat said: 【Why is the streamer insulting people for no reason?】 【? Reported.】 Later: 【Wait! He called me ugly, and the birthmark on my face disappeared the next day!】 【? Getting insulted by the streamer makes you better? Dad, hurry up and call me poor!】 After that, Shi Tingxue swallowed his social anxiety and let loose with vicious insults. “The mecha you designed is junk. You'll come in last at tomorrow's competition.” The next day, a new model of mecha called [Tingxue Plains] appeared out of nowhere, and its anonymous designer became a legend overnight. “Having a mental rampage? I suggest you book your cremation directly.” That very night, the imperial marshal's mental sea healed, and he broke through to SSS rank, begging to be taken in as a godson. “Still hoping to crush the insectoid race? Better buy a coffin and lie flat.” During an interstellar war, a meteor shower struck the insectoid homeworld. Humanity won a great victory, and the entire interstellar world erupted in celebration. Mecha masters, the imperial marshal, and members of the royal family all became his devoted fans. His parents, two older brothers, and the fake young master who had once looked down on him knelt and begged him to insult them. Shi Tingxue said earnestly, “May your whole family live a hundred years, grow fabulously rich, and enjoy endless good fortune.” “Except me.” That night, the Shi family went bankrupt, and the lot of them became strays. Meanwhile, Shi Tingxue had already become a beloved sensation across the entire interstellar world! / Shi Tingxue's insults on stream grew more and more vicious, but in real life, he was so socially anxious he blushed just talking to people. Especially when he was face-to-face with a certain handsome general Shi Tingxue's ears turned bright red. “D-don't come any closer... My waist hurts.” The general raised an eyebrow. “Baby, you weren't saying that last night when you called me useless.” Later, a livestream accident caused Shi Tingxue's mask to fall off. The whole internet went wild. 【Aaaah, what a contrast! The foul-mouthed troll is so beautiful and adorable!】 【Tingxue is so cute. Getting insulted by that face, holy crap, it feels amazing.】 【Wife, insult me!!】 The next second, a dragon's tail wrapped around his waist. The imperial general appeared on camera behind him, radiating possessiveness. “Tingxue is mine.” The Star Network crashed. The whole interstellar world was furious. 【You bastard of a general! Give Tingxue back to us!!】 Theme: Protect the environment