Luo River by the Abyss

I hereby declare that I'm hopeless at writing blurbs!

Feel free to ignore the blurb entirely.

The literary version:

Xiya: A thousand years cannot sever our bond, and the smoke of ten thousand battles cannot erase our longing. Even if the world falls apart, I will still be here, waiting for just one glance from you...

Yuan Longshi: Through endless wars and changing fortunes, I am by your side...

The nonsense version:

Xiya & Yuan Longshi: We're so powerful. How could one of us possibly die while the other is injured? Why should we be separated for a thousand years? And why are we still fighting after we reunite?

Ruthless Luo [with righteous indignation]: Obviously, it's to highlight your steadfast and unshakable love.

[In a lecherous pose] P.S. Actually, it's so I can pile on even more melodrama...

Yuan Longyan & Lan Ruo: What about us? Why do we have to suffer a tragic separation?

Gu Yue Ling Feng: And me? I'm a mighty divine artifact. What have you turned me into with all that lechery...%￥&...%￥...

The countless bit players: What about us...&*...%&

Ruthless Luo: Well, this is...

[Runs away with head in hands]

Um... I'm hopeless at writing blurbs, and apparently at coming up with names, too. If any of you have ideas, please leave a comment and help me name the supporting characters and NPCs or something...

As for daily updates and all that, Luo is working on it.