[Two Thousand Little Red Flowers Per Chapter, It’s Normal If They Don’t Light Up]
Zhou Laicai found a weasel under his coworker’s chair. It was what the older generation often called a yellow weasel.
The weasel looked at him and suddenly spoke in human language: "Young man, your fortune is looking grim. I happen to have a Luck Enhancement Ritual..."
Zhou Laicai got it.
He’d run into a supernatural creature, and now it was asking him to grant it a title.
So no matter what the weasel said, Zhou Laicai kept asking, "Do you think I look more like the world’s richest man or the Son of Heaven?"
The yellow weasel kicked its legs and fell silent.
Zhou Laicai didn’t care what kind of weasel it was. He casually named it "Laifu" and took it home to raise.
Then one night, Zhou Laicai came home from working overtime and found a long-haired man in a qipao sitting on the sofa.
Reader Notes:
1. Although he is a remnant of an ancient age, he has lived from the Warring States period to the present day, so he is no ordinary human. The main idea is to solve Xiao Zhou’s transmigration problem at its source.
2. I started writing on a whim. Updates will be irregular, but reliably weekly. Since I’m writing about a Heavenly Venerable, I’ll be using lots and lots of my own headcanons!!!
3. The protagonist is related to Zhou Mingrui by blood, which should count as a potential trigger. Consider yourself warned.
4. A story about tormenting the Heavenly Venerable. The Heavenly Venerable is the one getting pinned.
Theme: When good fortune comes your way, don’t worry about what kind it is. Just take it.
I have developed a different kind of love... Please let me watch "The God of Fire" 😭
[Spreading Flowers] I really want to watch this plot. 😭 😭 😭 It's so short! The little whip was raised. [Orange Candy] Got it
When it comes to Huang Pizi asking for a title, my first reaction is actually a certain big guy, the one sitting on the golden throne [covering face and laughing]
Tianzun, you are so sexyjpg
In fact, it's not like Tianzun can't wear a men's cheongsam [cover mouth]
It's good to have a weasel in front of the door, but Huangpizi Tianzun's daily routine is more concise and clear! And, um, actually, the love line can be directly removed and then add some plausibility, um - mainly because I can't imagine whether Tianzun will be in love or what he looks like when he is in love, but since he is originally secretive, he should still be able to pretend, right?
In my mind, I think of the cheongsam on the cover, hhh, that's so enchanting
Don't you plan on flipping our sign today? [Lie flat]
I have developed a different kind of feeling ❤️ ❤️
There is actually a text that is overwhelming to Tianzun, which is very shocking.