[Harry Potter] Hogwarts Neighborhood

A twisted cohabitation tale (?!) sparked by a bizarre dream. The neighbors next door all seem to have secrets that are, well, not exactly "small"... A noisy young couple, a pregnant platinum blonde beauty, a tough but tender-hearted Potions Professor who's soon to be a father (=w=), and a mysterious old married couple who appear and disappear without warning... Oh, right, there's also a red-eyed demon king who is always cosplaying Shinobu Sensui. Oh, great god of transmigration! What kind of bizarre dream have you brought your loyal little follower into?!