[Pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger·Soft on the outside and tough on the inside·Fishing type vs. Old house on fire·Cold on the outside and hot on the inside·Dad type of attack]
[Straight men are forced to pretend to be bent until they are bent into paper clips]
Could it be that once he traveled through time, he became a handyman in Tianji Pavilion, a small organization in Nanli Country.
He thought he could just hang out in the pavilion and wait to die, but one day the elders called him to a meeting. While giving him a promotion and a salary increase, they also gave him a task——
"We decided to send you to sneak into the Beili Palace, get close to Xiao Wushi, and spy on the information!"
Could it be that when he heard this sentence, his expression was like that of Benbo Erba when he heard the Nine-Headed Insect's command - "Go and get rid of Tang Monk and his disciples."
"Me???"
You know, Beili's counterintelligence ability is extremely strong, especially Xiao Wushi, the big devil - if a detailed work falls into his hands, he will be skinned alive!
Could it be that his first reaction was to run away, but not only was he caught, but he was also fed Gu worms in the pavilion, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet.
On the first day he arrived in Beili, he thought he was just pretending to be the emperor's grandson and coming back for the funeral, but a group of people put a dragon robe on him without saying a word.
Could it be:? ? ?
Good news: he became the new emperor of Beili.
Bad news: It's fake.
Worse news: He is a spy sent by Tianji Pavilion to bring down Beili!
Just when he thought that he had become the emperor of the enemy country and could package Beili and send it to Nanli, he found out that he was just a puppet and the real person responsible for Beili was the regent Xiao Wushi.
There are only two ways to die before him now:
1. The identity of Xizuo was exposed and he was skinned alive by Xiao Wushi;
Second, if you don't listen to Tianji Pavilion, you will be bitten through the belly by a poisonous insect.
The difficulty of survival was already maxed out, and it turned out that the emperor he was pretending to be was actually gay! Are you still obsessed with Xiao Wushi? !
He is a straight man. In order not to be OOC, he can only pretend to be straight. He jumps back and forth between losing his horse and losing his life every day.
One day, he met Xiao Wushi in the imperial garden. Could it be that he ran away? The servant didn't know why.
Could it be: "Do you know what playing hard to get means?"
The chamberlain suddenly realized: "Your Majesty came back from Nanli, and his methods of chasing people are much better!"
One night, I and Xiao Wushi were having fun with each other.
Could it be that she was trying her best to be charming: "I have been in Nanli as a hostage for three years, has Xiao Qing ever missed me?"
Xiao Wushi lowered his head and couldn't see his expression clearly: "Has your Majesty ever missed you?"
It was on this night that I sadly discovered that in front of the monster Xiao Wushi, he was as immature as a new recruit!
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On the first day when he brought the emperor's grandson back from Nanli, Xiao Wushi discovered that he had changed.
The boy who used to be like a shadow that couldn't be shaken off, now looked at him with the same fear as a mouse seeing a cat.
Even in my dreams, I shouted: "Xiao Wushi, don't skin me..."
Xiao Wushi didn't understand. Is he so scary?
Until he found out that he was a spy sent by Nanli, Xiao Wushi pinched his neck, his usually cold eyes now glowing with scarlet bloodshot eyes.
"Are you sincere to me... Or are you just pretending?"
·The dynasty is an illusion, do not conduct research.
·1V1/Double first love, daily sweet stories in the early stage, a little bit of abuse in the middle stage, but definitely HE
*He is not afraid of death, he is afraid that he is really moved, but he doesn't even dare to tell him his name. *
Intention: Only those who are caught with kindness begin to be afraid of falling.
Reader comments
I want to see the scene where various handsome guys hit on Zoe while on vacation, and then Sirius gets crazy and jealous hahahaha
I want to see the scene where various handsome guys hit on Zoe while on vacation, and then Sirius gets crazy and jealous hahahaha
Nutrient solution is here~wait for updates~