The Melancholy Prince Dai Li Reborn: The Great Battle Against the Red Devils' Rotten Pitch

The Italian heartthrob, the little carrot-headed Baggio, has been reborn. This time, he will reclaim everything that should have been his, starting with escaping his original club and that clueless, brainless, neurotic coach!

In 1995, Baggio transfers from Juventus to Manchester United in the Premier League.

The Class of '92 will bow at his feet, Ferguson will guide him with a gentle touch, and championship honors will come pouring in. Life will be a piece of cake!

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The three most important questions in the life of a British tabloid reporter

No. 1: Who is more handsome, Roberto Baggio or David Beckham?

Would choosing one mean disrespecting blue-eyed blondes, or blaspheming against black-haired, green-eyed beauties?

Is it a collapse of morals, or the corruption of money?

Look into my eyes. Are you blind?! - (Baggio/Beckham fan)

No. 2: Does Baggio count as one of Ferguson's Ballon d'Or-winning disciples? Did Sir Alex fulfill his dream?

Answer: Of course! Baggio won the Ballon d'Or with the Red Devils in 1998. Add that to his previous two, and he alone could give Ferguson three Ballon d'Or winners.

No. 3: How would you describe Roberto Baggio?

A crippled genius, a melancholy prince, Pride and Prejudice, a beautiful Italian, Manchester United's imaginative midfield linchpin, a Ballon d'Or winner, a world champion, the eternal icon of the Summer of Italy...

"I was born many years ago, and I'm still alive today. That's who I am."

*"Born seventeen years ago, and still alive today" comes from Baggio introducing himself in an interview in Vicenza when he was 17.

Theme: Start over and shine before the world once again.