Also known as My Lord True God Loves Her to Pieces, but Won't Say So and After Losing My Memories, I Became the God of War's Unattainable White Moonlight
#Shocking scoop! All Three Realms know I'm the God of War's darling!#
01
The Antarctic Immortal has three disciples, and the one who gives him the biggest headache is the youngest, Yuzhen. Ever since he picked her up, she's barely done a single good thing. Pulling tiles off the roof is practically an everyday occurrence.
The clever Deer Boy points at the list of prospective partners the Jade Emperor has sent over and says with a sigh, “Why not just find Yuzhen a partner? Then we can redirect her attention and put an end to our troubles for good!”
The three of them hit it off and spend just a few days reviewing the list when Heaven suddenly summons them in a panic. The Jade Emperor gets straight to the point. “My nephew has taken a liking to her. Will you let her go?”
Antarctic Immortal: (stunned) What? Your nephew? Yuzhen is marrying into a powerful family?!
The Jade Emperor: (calmly sipping tea) Yes, yes, exactly. Marrying into a powerful family to become a celestial maid.
Crane Boy and Deer Boy: ...Uh, does that count as redirecting her attention?
02
Yuzhen has a secret: she actually transmigrated here.
She used to be an ordinary mortal, but one day she became a disciple of an immortal sect. It was like a pheasant turning into a phoenix! She resolved to become a powerful and worthy immortal who could contribute to the Three Realms.
But after cultivating for hundreds of years, Yuzhen still feels like she's missing something. Her senior brothers and sisters have all reached incredible heights, yet she can't even manage the most basic step of drawing qi into her body.
Determined to keep up with her seniors and avoid becoming a “burden,” Yuzhen boldly sneaks into Heaven's library, hoping to learn some advanced techniques. Instead, her foot slips, and she falls right into the arms of the legendary God of War Yang Jian, who “obeys orders but not summons.”
Yuzhen thinks, I'm done for. I'm about to become a pawn in a power struggle. She quietly closes her eyes and waits to be beheaded.
But before her execution comes the Jade Emperor's decree: she's to become a celestial maid tasked with cleaning Yang Jian's residence?!
Yuzhen: This is outrageous! I have my dignity
Crane Boy: (robotically) The Lord True God's residence is a blessed paradise, ideal for cultivation.
Yuzhen: As the saying goes, an immortal must know when to bend and when to stand tall!
03
Yuzhen expects Yang Jian to be difficult to serve, but daily life at Guanjiangkou turns out to be surprisingly manageable: pruning flowers, cleaning the residence... and walking Howling Celestial Dog.
Yuzhen had willingly become a celestial maid because she hoped Yang Jian's spiritual power would nourish her cultivation. When she realizes she hasn't made the slightest progress, she becomes thoroughly discouraged. As a result, she never notices the burning gaze of the Three Realms' most aloof God of War whenever he looks at her.
Yuzhen sighs, “When will my cultivation finally improve?”
Yang Jian sighs too. “When will she finally realize I like her?”
Then one night, as usual, Yang Jian waits outside her room until she falls asleep. Suddenly, Yuzhen rolls over and opens her eyes. “How much longer are you going to keep this from me?”
Yang Jian: “...Let me explain.”
Yuzhen: “Explain what? Why you're always watching me whenever I turn around?!”
Only later does Yuzhen learn that Yang Jian has waited a thousand years for this twist of fate to bring them together.
【Reader's guide】
1. One-on-one romance, both are inexperienced. Readers who prefer chaste romances can dive in with confidence.
2. Both leads have lost their memories; estranged lovers reunite; a sage's personal desire. The most patient, protective boyfriend in Heaven and Earth; a veteran introvert's love story in Heaven; two little bitter gourds finding joy as bickering soulmates. Half sweet, half bittersweet.
3. A myth-inspired story with Investiture of the Gods and Journey to the West as references. The Three Realms are “pseudo-modernized,” and the story includes original worldbuilding!
Theme: Love and loyalty defy fate; love guides the lost home. Through countless cycles of reincarnation, their bond cannot be broken.
Hey guys, I'll update later today, I'm packing my bags! ! [Rainbow fart]
[Purple Sugar]kswl I have to say that Yang Jian feels full of security
[Purple Sugar] kswl looks good, please keep updating the author.
Brother Jian, your mouth is really poisonous [cracked]
The writing style is very good. I look forward to the update. By the way, I would like to ask if any characters from Journey to the West will appear in the follow-up [Red Heart] [Dog Head Holding Rose]
Hey guys, I'll update later today, I'm packing my bags! ! [Rainbow fart]
[Purple Sugar]kswl I have to say that Yang Jian feels full of security
[Purple Sugar] kswl looks good, please keep updating the author.
Brother Jian, your mouth is really poisonous [cracked]
The writing style is very good. I look forward to the update. By the way, I would like to ask if any characters from Journey to the West will appear in the follow-up [Red Heart] [Dog Head Holding Rose]