[Greedy, lecherous lackey x cold beauty who disguises herself as a man]
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Su Zhicha has only two great loves: money and good looks.
Her daily routine is to lie at home collecting rent, scroll through suggestive pictures of men, and read a few spicy stories.
Maybe Heaven couldn't take it anymore. A bolt of lightning struck, and she transmigrated into the heroine's fake best friend in an R-rated novel.
The original girl's family was so poor they were practically on welfare, but she unexpectedly received financial help from the heroine.
Instead of being grateful, she became jealous and framed the heroine, ultimately ruining her own reputation.
In the original novel, the heroine, Si Li, is the eldest daughter of the Si family in the capital. Her family's assets exceed a hundred million, and even the bags and clothes she casually gave the original girl were worth tens of thousands apiece.
Su Zhicha was exasperated: What was there to be jealous of? All she could see was a walking pile of cash!
She immediately decided to cling to the heroine and go back to a carefree life with plenty to eat and wear, lounging around and counting money.
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But the first time Su Zhicha saw Si Li, she froze.
"She" had long, narrow, peach-blossom eyes that always seemed to hold affection when she looked at someone, but her air was cool and distant, making people afraid to approach.
Su Zhicha silently swallowed: What a face... stunning as a man or a woman!
And so Si Li, who had both things she prized most, money and beauty, became the object of Su Zhicha's lifelong pursuit.
One day, Su Zhicha heard that Si Li had taken leave because her stomach hurt. Without a second thought, she skipped class and rushed to her house with medicine and brown sugar water.
The door opened. Si Li leaned against the entryway, her cheeks unnaturally flushed. Her peach-blossom eyes were hazy with fever, and her voice was hoarse and low. "What are you doing here?"
Su Zhicha pressed the things into "her" arms, eyes full of smiles. "I'm here to take care of you."
The next second, Si Li pulled her inside. Su Zhicha's back hit the cold wall.
Si Li lifted her chin, breathing rapidly. "All right, then help me."
Si Li guided Su Zhicha's hand toward some unknown territory. When she finally felt the scorching heat for herself, her pupils contracted sharply--
Can someone tell her why the heroine of an R-rated novel... has one of those?
(Blurb written and archived on August 12, 2026.)
Theme: You are my only hope
