Coming soon, the whole story is already written~ The blurb may change at any time, but the core premise will stay the same.
[Simulator + ensemble cast of secret identities + people misreading everything + a hodgepodge of mysterious powers], the core premise
[Also known as The Unconventional Mysterious School Simulator]
You get a [Magic School Simulator].
As a conscientious principal, you must not only build a school and recruit students and teachers, but also meet the staff's everyday needs and ensure that every student graduates with excellent grades.
But your funds are at zero, the campus is a barren wasteland, and there are no teachers or students.
You fall into deep thought.
Character creation mod. I'll be the teacher myself!
Confronted by giant beasts prowling the primeval jungle...
Beast-taming mod. Become the school's pet!
There's also a druid mod, a forging mod... There's nothing you can think of that our school can't teach!
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One day, the people living on the planet known as M303 suddenly discovered a mysterious school in the vast primeval forests of their desolate planet.
The teachers at the school all had different personalities, but every one of them possessed mysterious powers that defied science.
After repeatedly offering help for free and coming to the rescue, they always seemed to have some kind of KPI to meet. In unison, they would ask:
"Would you like to become a student at our school?"
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A Zerg wormhole appeared near planet M303. When the Empire's fleet finally arrived, the commander was astonished to discover
"Wait, are you saying you're enslaving the Zerg?"
"That's the graduation project for our Beast Taming program."
"You're... building a mech by hand?!"
"Don't disturb me! I've already delayed graduation by three years to finish this perfect creation!"
"You... if I'm seeing this right, are you talking to an animal?"
"Blame my lack of care when choosing a major. It's hard to find a job with a minor language degree!"
[Reader Advisory]
① The main text is written in third person.
② The protagonist has no physical body. Think of them as a simulator that gained sentience. They have numerous secret identities of different genders, and their true identity is never exposed.
③ The protagonist's gender is rarely mentioned, but the protagonist is female and chaotic neutral.
④ The protagonist has secret identities of multiple genders, including male, female, and Walmart plastic bag. In essence, they're all aspects of a female protagonist with multiple personalities. If that bothers you, please don't read.
⑤ The setting throughout is full of stereotypes. If you dislike that, please don't read.
⑥ In short, it's all about wish fulfillment, power, and a satisfying ride.
Theme: Break down barriers to education. Knowledge belongs to everyone