Stay Away Unless You're Handsome

Xiaoxue is a silly little guy who cares a lot about looks.

Just as he was about to be beaten to death in an alley, a very handsome man saved him. So he foolishly followed the man wherever he went.

The man didn't send him away, gave him food, and even let him call him Big Brother. Xiaoxue was overjoyed. The only thing that bothered him was how Big Brother Long Xuan was always making friends, putting his arms around people and getting all touchy-feely with them every day.

He wanted to be the only one who was Big Brother's friend.

So he went to ask a particularly gentle young lady for advice. She grinned and pinched his cheek. "You're so well-behaved. Why not marry him and be his little wife?"

Xiaoxue really did go back and ask, but Big Brother Long Xuan didn't want a little wife. He only wanted the person lying in the ice coffin to wake up...

Xiaoxue never wanted to speak to Long Xuan again.

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Long Xuan is a dragon who loves beautiful people.

Unfortunately, a prophecy concerning his life forces him to sever all emotional ties. His elders have strictly forbidden him from leaving home on his own or going near any woman.

If he can't go near women, then he'll go near men! Beauty has no gender, after all. He can't let those hideous shrimp soldiers and crab generals keep ruining his sense of beauty. And so, Long Xuan ran away from home.

The outside world was dazzling, and Long Xuan couldn't help thinking that humans really were blessed. Even a silly little guy picked up by the roadside could turn out so pretty and cute once cleaned up.

But what good was just one silly little guy? He wanted to be friends with lots and lots of beautiful people!

Later, Long Xuan was baffled. "Why is the silly little guy gradually ignoring me?"

He got smarter, and now he wants to kill Long Xuan?!

Note: More will be added gradually.

August 9, 2026: Blurb screenshot saved.

Theme: Breaking free from the shackles of fate