Hey, Human, This Raccoon Wants to Eat Your Trash

Jiang Chiqing's aversion to people is so severe that he has even lost his job and his source of income. His only remaining interest in life is feeding stray kittens.

Then one day, a little raccoon climbed into the garbage bag he'd thrown away. It rummaged around with its tiny paws, then, after eating its fill, hopped out and rolled around in front of him.

Jiang Chiqing thought expressionlessly:

...This is fucking adorable!!!

Nobody knows that Jiang Chiqing, warm on the outside but cold within, can't resist fluffy little animals.

As he watched, he started calculating the odds of luring this little thing home.

Never mind. He's already broke. If he takes in another animal, it'll just have to live on garbage too...

As it happened, Xu Yuan was a little monster who ate garbage.

Xu Yuan spent his days wandering outside, scavenging garbage and washing food, living as freely as any ordinary little raccoon.

Then one day, he met a kind human feeding stray cats. After watching him for a while, Xu Yuan realized that this kind human threw out a big bag of delicious garbage every day.

He tried it all and came to a conclusion:

He's amazing! He can get his hands on so much delicious food!

I need to find a way to latch onto him.

At long last, Xu Yuan got his chance, but the kind human said, "You can't keep wild animals as pets. How about turning into a person?"

Easy enough.

Xu Yuan transformed into a human with a couple of quick moves, but the kind human was so startled he nearly jumped out of his skin. He wrapped Xu Yuan in his coat, scooped him up, and carried him home.

Xu Yuan: Hehe.

Jiang Chiqing: ...

A people-hating gong who's actually softhearted to a ridiculous degree x a clingy shou who thinks he's fierce but is really a bit of a ditz

The following is Jiang Chiqing's own record of his first kiss with a little raccoon:

Xu Yuan's lips are soft. Kissing him feels good.

Xu Yuan smells so sweet. He smells nice.

Xu Yuan... Xu Yuan actually thinks I'm eating him?

I'm fucking kissing him!

Xu Yuan: ovo (silent, just gazing at him with bright eyes) I want to be eaten again!

Theme: Humans and animals living together in harmony