[Comprehensive British and American] Who Wants a Spider as a Boyfriend?

(Good news——! The full text has been saved, everyone is welcome to join!) Yolande was born in Queens. He had excellent grades since he was a child. He jumped to high school and college. After graduation, he worked in the Seventh Government Research Institute and earned an annual salary of more than one million when he was less than 23 years old. These are not the point ——He has been targeted recently. When I wake up in the morning, the air is filled with the scent of another person The person's moist but not cold temperature remains on the skin. The tip of the nose, cheeks, and the back of the neck were all touched repeatedly, caressing and tingling. The fingers were separated and then clenched tightly The man circled him from above, like a spider building a nest, until the distance between them became inseparable. However, every time Yolande opened his eyes, he could not see anything, as if everything was his imagination. Until later, the man took away his favorite cookie Yolande decided to catch this "thief" He carefully laid the trap, and then—— "Uh..." This is not popular on social networks... "Spider-Man?" "Hey, hey, it's me, it's me! How have you been lately? No, I mean, we shouldn't have met in this situation, right? Can you pretend you haven't seen me? You've forgotten me for the third time this month... Ahhhhhhhhh what are you doing? Don't take off my clothes!" "Let me look into it." "No, wait a minute——!!!" - Peter had a problem recently. He had a dream In the dream, the person he had a crush on was the biggest villain on the planet. He summoned so many strange alien creatures from nowhere and opened several large holes in the earth every three days, completely turning the earth into a paradise for monsters. Normal humans are polluted one by one, and there is not much living space left. Everyone tries their best but cannot compete with him. And it all started because of a big explosion in the research institute, and the person in charge put all the blame on Yolande. After Peter woke up, he grabbed his phone seriously Only two days left! ! There are only two days until the explosion in the institute! He hurriedly looked for Yolande, only to find that he... Had lost his memory. Young Spider: OxO Question: What should you do if you find out that the person you have a crush on is an unawakened supervillain? Captain America happens to be trying to surf the Internet on his smartphone: 1. Find him 2. Be optimistic about him What if he loses his memory? "..." Just wait a minute, I'll find someone else to answer (bu) - Cold-faced beauty x lively little spider A little warning for outsiders❗❗ Mission: Love can heal everything