This article is also known as: "I'm really not a collector of rags, I'm just making achievements"
After traveling through time for a year, you feel that you should be the strongest person in the game "Gotham: Battery".
After all, you have completed all the main quests, lit up all the skill points, and defeated the final boss.
Also because you spent a whole 598 on this rubbish game.
Any game where you spend 598 should be the protagonist in it.
It's even more because, in this game with the name of Gotham, there are no bat-related people appearing. It is a complete scam game.
So after the main mission ended, you, who had not traveled back in time, decided to use Gotham as your clearance map and collect small achievements.
But the process was not smooth.
A kid wearing a cloak rides on a motorcycle and rides on your car, asking who you are.
You looked at your Batmobile and said in a low voice: I am Bateman.
You have obtained the achievement [Family? Never Heard of It
In order to collect the pieces of Bateman's clothes needed in [For Viewing Only], you crawled into the Gotham sewers.
The superhero cosplay enthusiast you met turned his long stick and said a perfunctory name of color + animal, asking for your name.
You calmly held up your pumpkin cat head helmet: Can't you tell, I am Orange Bat.
The kids in the East End are very worried about you.
It feels like you're doing it for [No! Children are starving] This achievement is throwing food into the trash can every day to feed them. People are stupid and have too much money.
They drag you to find the talker in the East District, the Arkham Knight with the red hood.
Entrust him to help kill Match Malone who is targeting you.
You seem... Not the strongest?
Fine! It's okay not to be the strongest!
These are minor problems that won't affect your life.
Be the strongest!
Considering what happened to the strongest character in the past two years.
The strongest! No one will take it for granted!
As long as you can walk around Gotham and live like a local emperor, no one can cause trouble.
You are full of pride, you are confident, and you feel that one day you will be able to achieve full success.
Standing next to the gargoyle, you look down at the lights and light up your new achievement with great enthusiasm: [This is your Gotham].
"Listen! This is - my! Brother! Tan!!!"
The night wind blows by, blowing your non-existent cloak. You turn around with satisfaction——
Wait a moment...
Shouldn't there be no Bateman in this crappy game?
Reading Guide: 1 A daily novel about OOC slow-burning jokes, Bat's House is forced to open for business
2 The story background is mostly based on "The Adventures of the Wayne Family", and a small part is based on the main comics.
3. There may be bad jokes, offensive jokes, hell jokes, super bad old jokes. If you don't like to run fast, don't force yourself, let alone rise to the level of moral criticism.
4 The author has no morals
5. Writing about murderers does not mean that the author has killed people, writing about wars does not mean that he has been on the battlefield, writing about orphans does not mean that both parents have died, writing about the pain of the original family does not mean that the author has family problems, writing about brothers and sisters does not mean that the author has, and writing about time travel does not mean that the author has also traveled through time.
6 The protagonist's early strength comes from a "Gotham-themed game with only street crimes". The "maximum level" achieved in this game is only equivalent to the level of an informal street vigilante in the real DC universe.
After entering the real Gotham, you will face a completely different power system and need to grow again.
This article is not an invincible and refreshing article at the beginning.
The game the protagonist is in is an ordinary 3A role-playing game. Please respect the rules of the world. Characters will be injured, fail, and need to grow.
Relationships with powerful NPCs are a core part of the adventure, and victory is the result of struggle.
It's more like the calculating Geralt in "The Witcher 3", the injured Lara Croft in "Tomb Raider" who escaped pursuit, or the Batman who needs to plan every encounter in "Batman: Arkham".
If you expect that the protagonist is the Fourth Scourge and can directly crush Batman and all villains, this article may not meet your expectations. Thank you for your understanding.
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Pre-collection pitfall recommendation: "Fell in love with a Kryptonian" is a self-rewarding romance.
How to successfully capture a Kryptonian?
From the first day Alicia entered the metropolis to study,
This became her latest topic.
I met the cute neighbor wearing glasses by chance in the supermarket downstairs;
He is like the sun, a unique super boy hanging high in the clouds;
He is also a reliable partner who cooperates with him tacitly and fights against enemies hand in hand.
After a period of research, Alicia finally concluded:
She just needs to be herself.
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Jonathan Kent has a new girlfriend.
My girlfriend is beautiful, gentle, clingy, and a powerful magician. The most important thing is that her heart and eyes are full of him.
Every day during the love period is indescribably sweet.
Until one day——
His partner Damian stopped him with a rare solemn expression:
Joe, although Superman told me not to tell you directly, you need to be woken up directly.
Haven't you noticed, that girlfriend of yours?
When I say I love you, my heartbeat is as calm as a pool of stagnant water?
Purpose: Even if you are in chaos, you should insist on being yourself
