[Three Kingdoms] Is Emperor Gaozu of Han Spending Money to Raise a Kid Today?

Liu Xie is in third grade. This year's summer homework is to make herself into a little emperor of the Han Dynasty.

What should she do if she has no idea how?

The little girl promptly raises her most beloved Xiaocai smart watch:

When you're in danger, call Mom and Dad.

That includes transmigrating to become a little emperor, of course.

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After becoming emperor, Liu Bang has more and more free time. Being emperor for too long has gotten a little dull.

Just then, a beam of light suddenly appears before his eyes:

[Congratulations, you've linked the parent account of the Xiaocai app]

[Warning: Your child is extremely distressed. Her movement patterns are abnormal, and an enemy named Dong Zhuo has appeared. Please intervene immediately!]

[Your child has called you for help. Would you like to answer?]

Hold on, hold on.

What do you mean the Han Dynasty is about to fall? What do you mean our kid's been seized by Dong Zhuo, who's unlawfully deposing the emperor and forcing poison on people? What do you mean the capital has been burned by traitors?

You unworthy descendant! Are you trying to anger your grandpa to death on purpose?

When the call went through, her parents didn't come, but a kind uncle who called himself Liu Bang did.

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Your Uncle Liu says nothing, but grinds and spends money every day.

[Xun Yu, a talent of the caliber of a great statesman, has joined the Han faction]

[Zhuge Liang, the Crouching Dragon, has joined the Han faction]

[Zhao Yun, who rescued his lord's heir alone, has joined the Han faction]

[...]

Liu Bang, grinding until he's nearly bald: (teary-eyed) (weak) (relieved) (smiling).jpg

Liu Xie likes Uncle Liu Huangshu.

Every day, Uncle teaches her how to mark homework (memorials to the throne), circling anything wrong in red.

Uncle also cares about her health. Every month, he gives her ten yuan of pocket money to buy tasty things in the shop.

He also encourages her to build up the Han Dynasty properly and raise its development level, so he can spend money to teleport Uncle Han Xin and a hundred thousand troops over to revive the Han house.

Later, Auntie Lu Zhi, Uncle Zhang Liang, Uncle Han Xin, and plenty of others all arrive. She can collect lots of pocket money every month.

Hehe, this is great.

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Emperor Liu Xie of Han, female, nine years old.

This year's summer homework is to restore the Han Dynasty and pacify the realm.

Easy peasy.

Because the strongest parent group in history is right there on her Xiaocai.

[Reader's Note]

1. Character ages and the timing of historical events have been adjusted.

2. Historical fact-checking is not welcome. This story mixes official history, the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and headcanons.

Theme: When fate is woven like a net, one must stand firm as a rock.