My Ex-Boyfriend Passed Through My Soul, He Pretended to Be a System and Lied to Me

When Xie Tinglan was 21 years old, he released his first original song and became an instant hit. How red is it? In just one week, the Weibo server crashed three times; the paparazzi stayed for 48 hours to take photos of him, and they fainted from exhaustion next to the trash can. Marketing accounts touted his talent and enthusiasm, as if he were Dionysus who fell from the sky overnight. That day he was invited to participate in an event, and when he woke up, he found that his soul had passed through the body of his ex-boyfriend Lu Xingzhou. Before he could react, he was pulled to prepare a speech - more than a hundred reporters crowded the venue, asking about the recent "aquatic products ban" incident. Reporter: Director Lu, the beautiful country has recently banned the import of Chinese aquatic products, which has directly affected the livelihood of more than 30,000 fishermen. What is the Ministry of Foreign Affairs' response to this? Xie Tinglan was stunned for a second. What are there more than 30,000 fishermen? ? ? Oh, that mute, uninterested bitch like Lu Xingzhou is the spokesperson of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, and he wants to speak on this situation, but he knows how to coax more than 30,000 fans, more than 30,000 fishermen... Some comfort? It doesn't seem to be of any use. Act coquettishly? No, no, no, that is simply courting death. Past experience has completely lost its effect at this moment. There were just over a hundred looks in the audience, less than the number of people who usually pick him up at the airport, but now they were like a group of ferocious vultures staring at a piece of carrion, eager to bite him into pieces. Xie Tinglan felt like sweat was dripping from his forehead. At this moment, the system voice sounded in my mind. Low, calm, and without any ripples: "Don't panic, just follow me." "Our country has taken note of the relevant ban and is negotiating with the other party through bilateral channels. The legitimate rights and interests of fishermen cannot be harmed, and we will take all necessary measures to safeguard legitimate interests." Xie Tinglan was stunned for a moment, then subconsciously repeated... The press conference finally ended successfully. Xie Tinglan slumped on the chair, his back covered with sweat. After escaping, he seriously thanked the system in his mind. He also showed off his coquettish skills, with a slightly raised and nasal sound at the end, "forcing" the system to promise that it would always help him. The system was silent for a long time, and then the deep voice said: "Okay." ... But later on, this system gradually became more and more unfair. "After a hard day, you should find someone to relax with." Xie Tinglan shook his head directly. "Relax" means "ugly", and "find someone" means "leave secrets". System: "Then... At least take a shower and give your stiff shoulders and neck a squeeze." Xie Tinglan nodded. This can be done. The bathroom was filled with steam. Xie Tinglan stood under the shower head, with the warm water flowing down his back. He closed his eyes, pinched his shoulders and neck, and let the muscles slowly relax under the wash of hot water. The system's voice sounded in my mind, and it seemed to be a little more human than the usual mechanical voice: "Rub your arms again." Xie Tinglan did as he was told. "Feel your chest muscles." "Yes, further down." "Well... You deserve a complete relaxation..." I don't know when the system's tone started to change, and Xie Tinglan's breathing also changed accordingly. He bit his lip and tried to suppress his voice. Later, when Xie Tinglan returned to his own body and found that his soul was trapped in the body and the owner of the body had become Lu Xingzhou, he suddenly understood everything that had happened before. That shamelessly rogue system turned out to be Lu Xingzhou! He cursed, and the frequency and intensity of his words exceeded the fierce argument during the breakup. But while he was cursing, Lu Xingzhou pinched his earlobe—Xie Tinglan's earlobe. Xie Tinglan held back all the words at once. A numbness exploded from the tip of the ear and went all the way down the spine... They actually feel 100%! So, when Lu Xingzhou asked him to "relax" before... Concept: Love requires mutual understanding