Wearing Three Vests Pissed Off My Immediate Boss

Lin Xi felt that today must be his lucky day. He had three kills in a row. Half a month ago, his brother sent a series of more than a dozen 60-second voice messages, crying that he was cheated by an old liar into two purple outfits in the game "Jintu", and half his pocket money went into it. Lin Xi planned for half a month. In the early hours of this morning, he successfully counterattacked and defrauded an old liar into getting a rare orange equipment that only has 10 pieces in the server - the price is 20 times that of the purple equipment. Then, it was a one-stop process of swearing, blocking, and logging off. He imagined the liar beating his chest and feet, laughing half the night, almost losing sleep. At noon, Lin Xi casually clicked into the "Weiming Painting Society" chat group and saw a picture posted by a great god. There were a bunch of comments at the bottom, all filled with rainbow farts: "Masterpiece!" "It's different when the boss makes a move!" "This light and shadow is amazing..." Lin Xi clicked on the big picture and looked at it for three seconds. Oh, the composition is terrible, the light and shadow are a mess. His 800-word long article was passed over, and he criticized everything from perspective to color, sharp words, and arrogant attitude. After finishing the review, he was completely refreshed, and the fatigue caused by insomnia was gone! What a bullshit master, Lin Xi specializes in all kinds of posturing behind the screen. Cool! ! ! Lin Xi at noon never expected that Lin Xi would be truly awesome at night. During a friend's party, he went to the gay bar "Banmian". The customer in a suit mistook him for his aunt and wanted to pay money to sleep with him. Lin Xi was offended, so she played it out to the end, took the money, sat astride the other person's lap, hooked her arms around his neck, felt the change in the man's body temperature from stiff to hot, and listened to his increasingly chaotic breathing. When the other party finally couldn't stop and wanted to do something to him, he patted his butt and walked away, leaving the man alone with a dry mouth. He subdued three old men in one day, he was almost awesome! Lin Xi was in a good mood. While wishing the three old men a bad luck, he casually submitted his resume to an architectural design firm. Fu Chengxiao never thought that the words "unlucky years" could hit him on the head so accurately. First, I borrowed my "Jintu" game account from a relative for a few days, and then I met a high-level scammer when I came back. Secondly, she took away an orange suit from him at one o'clock in the morning, and then she even cursed him with swear words for a whole page in the chat box! Call him a shameless old man. After taking a nap at noon, he casually uploaded a painting by his subordinate to the "Weiming Painting Society" chat group, intending to discuss the shortcomings of the painting. But suddenly a madman appeared. He wrote an 800-word essay, criticizing every shortcoming of the painting. His words were sharp and his attitude was arrogant. He also called him a fake "great god" and a pretentious and deceitful old man. After a day of frustration, Fu Chengxiao went to the "Banmian" gay bar to relax in the evening. I met an MB who wore a mask on the upper half of his face. The lower half of his face was so beautiful that he broke the rules. He was an ascetic and aloof man. For the first time in his life, he ordered someone and paid him. However, the other party took the money and refused to do anything. After teasing him so much that he couldn't stop, he turned around and ran away. He went home and took a cold shower for half an hour. After three critical strikes, Fu Chengxiao started sifting through resumes with a dark face. Until he saw an ID photo on a resume—— The handsome chin perfectly coincides with the liar who turned away in his memory. He slowly raised the corners of his mouth. #About the fact that the three old men I dealt with were actually my immediate bosses# #Mr. Fu is also going through the little black account today# #Did you lose your horse today? Which horse fell? # Purpose: Don't fight violence with violence