Blurb:
Xue Ning is a customer service representative who deals with bizarre human beings.
[Why can't I find the footage from the day before yesterday?]
[Customer Service: Uh... Dear customer, may I ask when you received your order?]
[Yesterday.]
Looks like dear customer's brain was only installed yesterday, too.
[Why did buying something from your store take $15.99 out of my wallet? What a load of garbage. You actually have to pay to buy things?]
[Customer Service: ...Dear customer, would you rather I gave it to you for free?]
[Fine, then I won't complain about you.]
Good heavens, that audacious jerk is pretending to be human!
...And so on.
Every day was a battle against the pinnacle of human stupidity, until
Xue Ning saw that photo.
[Customer Service: Dear customer, if there's a problem, please take a photo and send it to me. If there really is a problem, we can issue you a refund.]
A few seconds later, he received a photo.
The man in the picture wore a nearly transparent sweater. As he shifted, the faint outline of his abs came into view.
What surprised Xue Ning most was the face that had accidentally wandered into the frame for a split second.
So handsome!
Wasn't that his white moonlight?!
[Customer Service: Dear customer, we can offer you a full refund. But first, could I add you on WeChat? ☺️🌹]
[WeChat?]
[Customer Service: You can get a full refund without returning the item, so please leave us a good review.]
After hesitating for a moment, the man on the other end sent him a number.
*
After adding his white moonlight on WeChat, Xue Ning finally had something to look forward to in life.
He quietly lay flat in his white moonlight's contacts, opening the other man's Moments countless times every day, hoping to catch a glimpse of a few photos of his abs.
...There were none, only a miserable everyday life.
?!
How could his elegant, gentle, and refined white moonlight be surrounded by so many idiots?!
A roommate who was an arrogant, two-faced jerk.
A senior who was useless at everything but a master at emotional manipulation.
A coworker who judged people by their status and loved passing the buck.
A toxic relative who preached endlessly while leeching off others.
Xue Ning could take it no longer. His urge to teach those idiot humans a lesson had reached its peak.
So he went undercover by his white moonlight's side.
One slap for the roommate.
One slap for the senior.
And an extra slap for the coworker who slandered his white moonlight.
As for the relatives...
[Dear, would you like a fake boyfriend? The kind who goes home with you to deal with your relatives.]
The kind you can't return~
Note: Pure romance, one-on-one. The male lead has no name because I haven't come up with one yet, not because there are multiple male leads. Sob.
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