My Nen Ability Is All About Winning Hearts

Pay attention: I make a spectacular entrance, and one sentence from me can charm people of every age and gender.

All I did was fall asleep in class. When I opened my eyes, I had transmigrated to the Hunter Continent.

The System assigned me this task: As the older sister, taking good care of everyone is your responsibility. So your first save-file task is to protect your younger brother, Chrollo. Your second save-file task...

If melancholy is a talent, then I've become a god by now, standing in the rain on Meteor City.

Me: "Is this still China? Where the hell have I ended up?"

System: "Hello, Host. Your task is to make all the important characters in the Hunter Continent happy. So, in different time periods across different save files, you must make different people happy. You can go home when you're done."

Me: "Go to hell. Do I look like I have nothing better to do?"

The sound of me being electrocuted.

Me: "You win. I lose."

I wasn't satisfied, so I asked the System, "At least I get some kind of golden finger, right?"

System: "Of course! Whenever your target touches you, your health bar refills completely."

Me: "That's it? How old-fashioned. Did I transmigrate as a mosquito?"

System: "That's not all. When a target reaches a certain affection level, you'll unlock different Nen abilities!"

Now that's a little interesting! But not enough.

System: "Don't think I don't know what you're thinking. You can unlock special CGs."

Me: "Do I look like that kind of person? Who's my first target?"

After pursuing one target after another, I was completely worn out. Damn boys and men!

Getting a happy ending with one hundred percent affection is way too hard!

I used to think nothing of the everyday costs of living. Now I'd gladly write a hundred papers instead.

System: "I heard your request. You don't have to pursue anyone. Finish a hundred papers and you can go home."

Me: "Hey, I was joking."

Well, when in Rome, do as the Romans do. I've played so many romance games before (though really, I only played a certain palace game for a few minutes). I'll pursue them all!

The first time, I didn't even make it to Chrollo before the harsh conditions on Meteor City knocked me out of the game, for one reason or another. It went like this:

Me: "I regret this! System, you told me to pursue people, but you could at least have given me some other golden fingers first!"

System: "Don't worry, Host. Updating..."

Me: "Go to hell, you big gorilla!"

A moment later, the smell of roasted meat wafted through the air...

System, you're vicious.

Me: "I finally finished the first save file, only for you to tell me I still have to pursue other people on Meteor City?"

System: "Because these are tasks on different save files."

Me: "So how long will I have to keep doing this?!"

Will I really be able to go home at this rate?

Sure, dying lets me reload endlessly, but dying over and over is exhausting, okay? I've already cleared ten thousand stages on Meteor City. By the time I get out, my sanity will have plummeted. Give me some almond water!

Besides, System, didn't you say that every time I successfully pursued someone, they'd lose their memories? Then why do I feel like these people still remember me? And the save files have been reset, okay!

System: "Updating..."

Me: "Go ahead and keep pretending."

Reader's Guide

1. First-person POV, slightly dark, absurd System romance story. Strong nerves recommended.

2. The characters' personalities and behavior are based entirely on the author's interpretation.

Theme: Happiness isn't something you can simply reach out and take