A Broke Con Artist's Exorcism Chronicles

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Next up: the harem-romance novel "The Poor Little Darling of the Slums" or the ABO novel "Big Brother Can't Mark Me". Blurbs below.

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Su Yanxu is eighteen and barely qualifies as a half-baked exorcist. He's a hopeless money grubber whose dream is to earn enough before he dies to build himself the world's largest freestanding tomb.

But he's clueless when it comes to proper exorcism work. He either relies on brute force or blows up the job, so his reputation is terrible.

Yet somehow, a tall, handsome, wealthy CEO comes knocking and offers him a monthly salary of 200,000 to be his personal bodyguard.

Su Yanxu is so moved that he could give birth to a child for Boss Ji right then and there. But since he's a man, he can only decide to...

Stop wearing underwear as much as possible from now on.

Otherwise, it might get in the way of being close to Boss Ji. Ahem.

Ji Jinli: ?

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Ji Jinli has had a special constitution since childhood, attracting vengeful ghosts. Every year, he has to pay the Heavenly Masters' Alliance a hefty fee to deal with the trouble.

Following the advice of a respected old heavenly master, Ji Jinli hires someone whose fate complements his own and keeps him close.

Well, there are certainly fewer ghosts around him now.

But why is that guy getting more and more flirtatious?

Never mind. I'm going for it.

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Bonus scene:

Everyone catches a high-level lecherous ghost.

The ghost has no interest in anyone, except that it gets excited the moment it sees Su Yanxu.

Su Yanxu warns Ji Jinli: Boss, keep your distance. It wouldn't be good if it possessed you.

Ji Jinli: What's wrong with that?

Su Yanxu: This concerns the honor of both of us!

Ji Jinli: Oh.

That night.

Ji Jinli goes to the dark room where the lecherous ghost is being held and deliberately removes the protective stud earring he wears.

Ji Jinli: Come on. Possess me.

Lecherous ghost: ?

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1. A golden retriever bottom who can bend and bounce back × a tsundere, secretly flirtatious top

2. Both sexually inexperienced, older top, 11-year age gap, bottom is a bit of a heartthrob

3. Blurb written on 2026/7/20

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Advance announcement: "The Poor Little Darling of the Slums"

*Heartthrob, resilient and gentle sunshine bottom × various tops

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In the future, natural disasters such as sandstorms and cold waves sweep across the globe, forcing humanity to retreat into lightless underground cities.

Resources in the underground cities are scarce, and the hierarchy is strict. The way people are treated varies enormously.

Shen Xilian, eighteen, was born into the lowest-ranking family in the poor district. He can only make money by inventing little gadgets and repairing his neighbors' equipment.

His dream is to get into the Central Government's maintenance department and become the world's best technician.

But the road to a dream is always winding, and may involve things such as ending up in bed with all sorts of men who adore him.

The men all want to claim him for themselves, leading to one fierce rivalry after another.

But Xiao Shen just wants to get through his maintenance department internship and become a full-time employee in peace. If you want to fight, take it outside. Thanks.

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Blurb for "Big Brother Can't Mark Me"

Pei Lixu is an Omega so powerful that even S-rank Alphas are intimidated by him.

His sweet, fragrant pear-like pheromones make every Alpha who comes into contact with him itch with desire, but they can do nothing about it.

Everyone thinks he'll marry his childhood friend and boss. But after an accident damages his gland, he can never be marked again, and his childhood friend gets engaged to a delicate, fragile Omega.

His childhood friend says: "You're so strong that you don't need me to protect you. But he's different. If I don't marry him, other people will bully him. You're still the one I love most."

Pei Lixu smiles and never speaks to him again.

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As the only son of the world's richest Cheng family, Cheng Shengheng is an Ultra S-rank Alpha, arrogant and willful since childhood, with no regard for anyone.

So when he learns that an Omega around his age is going to be his instructor, he automatically switches into troublemaker mode and starts provoking him.

Just a weak, helpless Omega. What gives him the right to be our Alpha instructor?

So, the first time Cheng Shengheng goes on a mission with Pei Lixu, the young master steps in front of him with his long legs and declares, "Weak Omegas, stay back. Don't get in the way!"

The next second, Young Master Cheng is blown into the air, while his supposedly fragile Omega instructor catches a several-dozen-pound spiked club flying at him with his bare hands.

Cheng Shengheng: .

My beautiful instructor is so strong that I look completely useless. What do I do? Waiting for an answer, urgent, urgent, urgent...

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One day, Young Master Cheng is walking toward the bathhouse with his arm around a friend's shoulders.

Bang!

An Alpha classmate is kicked right in front of him.

Wearing a white shirt and shorts, Pei Lixu leisurely dries his still-dripping hair, then sits on the classmate's back in front of Young Master Cheng.

"Two hundred push-ups. No food until you finish."

The spirited Young Master Cheng looks at his instructor's fair, firm thighs and gets a nosebleed like a fool.

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1. Both are virgins, happy ending

2. A beauty who doesn't realize he's seducing people × an arrogant puppy of a top

3. The bottom is still a heartthrob, and his childhood friend chases him from beginning to end

4. Younger top

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