A Broke Con Artist's Exorcism Chronicles

*Daily updates begin September 28 *90% anti-theft protection, 12-hour delay My next books will be the harem story The Poor Little Thing from the Slums or the ABO story My Brother Can't Mark Me. Blurbs below. Su Yanyan is eighteen, a half-baked exorcist who loves money more than anything. His dream is to earn enough before he dies to build himself the world's largest standalone tomb. But he's clueless when it comes to proper exorcism work. He either relies on brute force or botches the job, so his reputation is terrible. Then a tall, handsome, rich CEO comes to him of his own accord and offers him a monthly salary of 200,000 to serve as his personal bodyguard. Su Yanyan is so moved he could give Boss Ji a child on the spot. But alas, he's a man, so he can only decide From now on, he'll try not to wear underwear. Otherwise, it'll get in the way of being close to Boss Ji, you know. Ji Jinli: ? Ji Jinli has had a special constitution since childhood, attracting vengeful ghosts. Every year, he has to pay the Heavenly Masters' Alliance a hefty fee to deal with the trouble. Following the advice of a highly respected old master, Ji Jinli hires someone whose fate complements his own and keeps him close. Well, there are definitely fewer ghosts around him now. But why is that guy getting more and more flirtatious? Whatever. I'll just make a move. Bonus scene: The group catches a high-level lust ghost. The ghost isn't interested in anyone else, but the moment it sees Su Yanyan, it gets excited. Su Yanyan warns Ji Jinli: “Boss, stay away from it. You don't want to get possessed.” Ji Jinli: “What's wrong with that?” Su Yanyan: “It concerns our innocence!” Ji Jinli: “Oh.” That night. Ji Jinli goes to the little dark room where the lust ghost is locked up and takes off his protective earring of his own accord. Ji Jinli: “Come on, possess me.” Lust ghost: ? 1. Flexible, flirty golden retriever bottom who never takes responsibility x sharp-tongued but sincere tsundere top with a sultry streak 2. Both are virgins, older top, eleven-year age gap, and the bottom is somewhat of a harem magnet 3. Blurb written 2026/7/20 Blurb for the upcoming The Poor Little Thing from the Slums *A harem story, with a resilient, gentle, sunny bottom x various tops In the future, natural disasters such as sandstorms and cold snaps sweep across the world, forcing humanity to hide in dark underground cities. Resources in the underground cities are scarce, and the social hierarchy is rigid. People's living conditions differ by an enormous margin. Shen Xilian is eighteen and comes from the poorest family in the slums. He can only make money by inventing little gadgets and repairing his neighbors' equipment. His dream is to get into the Central Government Maintenance Department and become the world's best repair technician. But the road to his dream is full of twists and turns, including, but not limited to, sleeping with all kinds of men who fall for him. The men all want him for themselves, creating one competitive showdown after another. But Xiao Shen just wants to quietly finish his internship at the maintenance department and earn a permanent position. If you want to fight, take it outside, thanks. Blurb for My Brother Can't Mark Me Pei Lixu is an Omega so powerful that even S-class Alphas are intimidated by him. His sweet, ripe pear-scented pheromones make every Alpha who comes into contact with him itch with desire, but there's nothing they can do about it. Everyone thinks he'll marry his childhood friend and boss, but after an accident damages his glands, he can never be marked. His childhood friend gets engaged to a delicate, fragile Omega instead. His childhood friend says, “You're so strong, you don't need me to protect you. But he's different. If I don't marry him, other people will bully him. You're still the one I love most.” Pei Lixu just smiles, and never says another word to him. As the only son of the world's richest family, Cheng Shengheng is an ultra-S-class Alpha. He's been arrogant and willful since childhood, with no regard for anyone else. So when he learns that an Omega around his age is going to be his instructor, he immediately goes into troublemaker mode. What right does a helpless, delicate Omega have to be an instructor to us Alphas?! So when Cheng Shengheng goes on his first mission with Pei Lixu, the young master strides in front of him to protect him. “Stand back, fragile Omega! Don't get in the way!” The next second, Young Master Cheng is blown away, while his supposedly delicate Omega instructor catches a several-dozen-pound spiked mace with his bare hands. Cheng Shengheng: . My gorgeous instructor is so strong it makes me look useless. What do I do? I'm freaking out, help... One day, Young Master Cheng is walking toward the bathhouse with his arm around a friend's shoulders. Bang! An Alpha classmate is kicked straight into his path. Pei Lixu is wearing a white shirt and shorts. He leisurely dries his still-dripping hair, then sits on the classmate's back right in front of Young Master Cheng. “Two hundred push-ups. No dinner until you finish.” The spirited young master looks at his instructor's pale, toned thighs and gets a nosebleed, completely losing his dignity. 1. Both are virgins, happy ending 2. Alluring beauty bottom who doesn't know he's flirting x arrogant puppy top 3. The bottom is still a harem magnet, and his childhood friend pursues him from beginning to end 4. Younger top Theme: Believe in science