
I Deliver Takeout to Raise an S-Rank Specter
我送外卖养S级诡异
by Wordsmith Cake (码字糕手)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 212k Words
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Updated
- 1d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
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[The scheming top who wants to lick his wife's abs every day X The overworked bottom who seems resistant but secretly enjoys it]
Have you ever wondered if another kind of being might be hidden within human society, something we don't understand but somehow find utterly familiar? Strange creatures from fantasies, myths, and legends like the Classic of Mountains and Seas...
They are known as Eerie.
In recent years, Eerie disturbances have become increasingly frequent, forcing the Anomaly Bureau to recruit more humans for containment and community management.
Some Eerie with residential permits have learned to blend in among humans, but at the same time, ever more bizarre phenomena keep appearing.
As a new recruit in the Community Services Division, Lu Xiaoye thought he was just an ordinary overworked nobody who'd landed a cushy job at the Anomaly Bureau, or a food delivery rider.
Little did he know he was the one chosen by fate.
The most powerful S-rank fugitive, Taotie, is his partner.
The so-called Eerie expert, Bai Ze, is his teacher.
The soon-to-be-famous medical genius, Chiru, is his close friend.
The leading star of the Four Young Beauties, the Fox Immortal, is his neighbor.
And he is the true child of destiny.
He'll beat down the "malignant Eerie," kick the "Ancient Gods Revival Society" to the curb,
and become the bridge between the Eerie and humanity.
*
Before becoming the "hope of the new world," Lu Xiaoye's life was simple:
Eat, sleep, go to work, earn money, and raise his kitten.
Yuan Shi, the Taotie, only has to wait for his beloved to come home and feed him, or help this sweet-smelling human crush a few nasty bugs so he can get off work early.
Later, social order completely collapsed and the established systems disintegrated. The beings known as Eerie finally came fully into the public eye.
Society rapidly split in two:
One side raised the banner of the "Age of the Gods," eagerly awaiting the new gods' arrival.
The other called itself "the last guardians of humanity," vowing to defend the fading remnants of the old world.
A new era began.
*
Lu Xiaoye / innocent overworked nobody / humanity's shining hope:
Oh, it's just delivering food? I can handle that.
Oh, it's just fighting Eerie? I can handle that.
Oh, it's just purifying anomalies? I can handle that.
Oh, it's just leading humanity? I can... Wait, that's not right, is it?
And this guy I'm fighting looks so familiar. Why is he my partner?
Yuan Shi / Taotie / flamboyant seducer by any means / hedonistic little cat:
No idea. One day I just went from a stray to a house cat.
No idea. One day I suddenly had a sweet-smelling wife, and now I'm full every day.
No idea. One day they suddenly wanted me in charge. Of course, I'll let my wife take the throne. Even better if he can top me. ^^
Other Eerie: Taotie, why does he call you "kitty"?
Yuan Shi: He calls me "hubby."
Other Eerie: Then why does he hit you so hard?
Yuan Shi: It's an affectionate caress.
Bonus scene:
One day, Lu Xiaoye came home.
Roommate: "Your boyfriend's pretty handsome. He startled me when he came over yesterday. You should've told me you were dating someone."
Lu Xiaoye: "I don't have a boyfriend?"
Roommate: "Then who is he?"
Yuan Shi, the Taotie, leaned against the doorframe, gazing at Lu Xiaoye with an amused smile.
The young man's expression went from alarm to confusion, until a familiar voice exploded beside his ear like thunder: "Are you talking about me?"
Wait, what?
Isn't that my pretty little cat, my little Eerie? How did he turn into a person?
[The scheming top who wants to lick his wife's abs every day X The overworked bottom who seems resistant but secretly enjoys it]
A strong-couple, mutually pure, one-on-one romance with a happy ending throughout. The setting gradually shifts from modern times to the future.
Coming soon: My Nemesis Is Addicted to Marking Me [Sentinel and Guide]. Please add it to your reading list =w=
Cold-on-the-outside, passionate-on-the-inside, secretly seductive top X cunning, scheming beauty bottom
Interstellar Sentinel and Guide | Enemies to lovers |爽 story | Strong couple | Fluffy
Lin Ye had achieved every kind of worldly success by the age of twenty-five. Then he defected from the Empire, lost everything, and became an intelligence broker in the Federation's black market, barely scraping by.
Lu Lin once believed he would devote his brief life to the Federation, until his mind collapsed and he reached the end of his life, destined to become stardust.
They reunited by chance.
By then, Lin Ye had defected from the Empire and was making a living selling intelligence on the Alliance border. Unexpectedly, his heat came early.
Meanwhile, the Federation troops led by Lu Lin were conducting a routine joint sweep in the border star system, when his rut unexpectedly arrived ahead of schedule.
Inside an abandoned medical pod.
The former enemies were separated by a broken door. The first to meet was their familiar spirit forms: a silver wolf had the red fox trapped in its embrace.
"Colonel Lu," Lin Ye said, his voice still hoarse. "The Federation's blade, the Alliance's hunting dog... It's been a long time."
Lu Lin silently gazed at the beautiful young man who had once been elegant and flirtatious, and was now the Empire's most wanted fugitive.
Three years earlier, during negotiations in the Empire's border star system, Lu Lin had last seen the Empire's youngest chief Guide across the conference table, seated among the Alliance delegates.
Back then, Lin Ye had been confident and spirited, dressed in the Empire's white-and-gold uniform. His smile was clever and lively, and then he had dismantled the Federation's terms piece by piece at the negotiating table. He was nothing like the wretched man now, subjected to every kind of humiliation.
Former enemies on opposing sides had become lovers, with one beneath the other.
Bonus scenes:
1. Lu Lin receives an Alliance order to capture Lin Ye.
The silver wolf spirit form pounces on the red fox, teeth pressed to its throat.
Lin Ye shows no sign of panic at being on the losing end. Instead, he grins in the darkness, revealing his canine teeth. "Colonel Lu, your rut's started again."
Though he's beneath him, he wraps his arms around Lu Lin's neck. "Beg me, and I'll help you."
2. After they end up in bed time and again, Colonel Lu bitterly regrets his weak self-control and repeatedly warns Lin Ye to stop using his spirit form to seduce him.
"I'm a lone wolf and you're a fox. We were born to tear into each other."
"Your spirit form says it all, and you still insist we're enemies?"
Lu Lin grits his back teeth before managing to spit out, "What else am I supposed to do? Keep being your dog?"
3. While under house arrest by the Alliance, the red fox is always biting the silver wolf's ears.
Lin Ye whistles, and the silver fox's ears immediately perk up. Colonel Lu, busy handling paperwork, frowns. "Can you control your fox?"
The silver wolf flicks its ears and obediently lies down by the young man's feet, sticking out its tongue like a puppy. Lin Ye whistles several more times. "Can you control your ears?"
4. After the Alliance's investigation ends and Lin Ye is cleared of all charges, he puts his uniform back on and strolls with Lu Lin along a garden path.
"General Lu, how does it feel to get promoted?"
"Deputy Director Lin should know better than I do."
"Hmm, you've looked at me so many times today. How about we try it in uniform? It's been a while since we did it outdoors..."
"Lin Ye, that's enough."
*
Lin Ye spent his whole life fighting against fate and the rules.
He fell from the political heights of the Empire to the lowest rungs of the Federation, then climbed back up to the Federation's political elite through sheer force of will.
Many years later, the two former enemies finally made peace, hand in hand... and in bed.
A story about former enemies, passion, unexpected compatibility, and learning to crave more.
Theme: For love and peace
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It makes me laugh so hard, I look like a man who sees his wife outside every day but has no legitimate identity🐶🌹
(I complimented your new cover very much and then left)
In the dead of night, I refreshed on time a prayer for the teacher to update me.
Congratulations on collecting 1,000~
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh help did you do the last chapter!
Why do we always encounter extremely difficult events? Sometimes I feel that the management is weak and ugly appears hahahahahahaha
Kiss, kiss! Send me such a ruthless, lifeless kiss! Hehe, I thought there would be no update today, but I didn't expect to see it as soon as I woke up.
Here we go again🐶🌹Yangwenzhong, fatten up before eating
Hee hee, my family loves the polite and scum style~ I am so happy to see the update as soon as I wake up, hehehehe
I haven't read the article yet, but I haven't decided to buy it🐶🌹