BLEACH: A Complete Failure [Reiji Hikifune X Ichigo Kurosaki]

What if Kurosaki Ichigo could never regain his spiritual pressure?

Well, this is a story about Shihouin Meiji and Kurosaki Ichigo, a life with nothing to do with spiritual pressure. Let's go work as mercenaries, shall we?

Adventuring, exploring, mercenary work in the jungle, with guns and gunpowder, of course~

I think it would be such a waste not to put Ichigo's great skills to work in this kind of job... = =

"An unconscious temptation is when I'm teaching you how to swing a sword, and you pant like someone's been fucking you."

"Go die!"

Does the name Shihouin Meiji seem completely unfamiliar? Doesn't this person appear in BLEACH? All right, all right, remember Shihouin Kirio, the one who was promoted to the Zero Division? They're somewhat related~

Don't mind the fact that the cover doesn't really fit the story...

I'm working on filling in this hole. I'm going crazy.

Does the blurb make it sound like there's smut? Maybe...

The official story made me fall for the sound of Ichigo panting...

Am I the only one who finds Ichigo's panting so seductive?

Am I the only one with a thing for mercenaries?

I really want to see Ichigo wearing special combat gear...

I just wanted to write about what would happen if Kurosaki Ichigo couldn't regain his spiritual pressure.