A Foolish Rabbit's Assassination Diary

A scheming male ghost x a silly little bunny

Mu Bi is a rabbit spirit who can take human form.

He lives deep in the mountains, where he spends his days growing radishes and munching on grass. His life is wonderfully comfortable.

Until one day, something unexpected happens.

A businessman buys the mountain where Mu Bi lives, destroys much of it, and prepares to develop it as a tourist attraction.

The furious rabbit clan leader calls a meeting of the entire clan. They eventually decide to send Mu Bi to assassinate the businessman who destroyed their home.

Mu Bi raises his hand and points at himself, dumbfounded. “Me? Assassinate him?”

The clan leader’s eyes fill with tears. “Mu Mu, you’re the only hope our rabbit village has.”

And so, Mu Bi is entrusted with this dangerous mission. He crosses mountains and valleys to get close to the evil businessman, Chen Baixi, and, by a twist of fate, becomes his personal attendant.

Rumor has it that the evil businessman is gravely ill. But on his first day at work, Mu Bi is stunned.

The man has broad shoulders and a narrow waist. A glimpse of his chest shows at the open collar, radiating sex appeal. He doesn’t look sick at all.

The rabbit wipes away his drool and warns himself not to be distracted by good looks.

During the day, Mu Bi works diligently. At night, he tries to figure out how to assassinate Chen Baixi in the room next door.

He can’t come up with a plan, and the pressure gets to him. Then, without warning, the rabbit’s mating season arrives.

Through a haze of scorching heat, Mu Bi gazes at his enemy standing in the doorway, eyes brimming with tears and utterly helpless.

“Want me to?”

Chen Baixi folds his arms and looks down at him with cool eyes. “Want me to help?”

Ask his enemy for help relieving himself?

Impossible! Rabbits would rather die than surrender!

“No...”

Mu Bi scrambles over on all fours, grinning foolishly as he rubs against the man’s leg. “No... it wouldn’t be too much trouble for you, sir?”

The man chuckles, picks up the rabbit, and carries him back to his bedroom.

That night, Mu Bi finds out.

Chen Baixi really is gravely ill, but nobody told him it was because of a sex addiction!

The man who can tire a rabbit out cold is truly something else.

After being thoroughly ravished, Mu Bi resolutely decides to speed up his assassination plans.

But at the same time, Chen Baixi seems to pay him extra attention after their one-night stand, often asking the rabbit to sleep with him.

Mu Bi seizes his chance.

On the first day, he brings poison.

He puts it in a cup, and they drink together. He doesn’t get to see the man pass out. Instead, he goes limp in the man’s arms and is carried back to the bedroom.

On the second day, Mu Bi brings a rope.

But the man catches him in the act. Mu Bi thinks his assassination attempt has been discovered.

Unexpectedly, Chen Baixi picks up the rope and smoothly ties a knot around Mu Bi’s wrist. “What, want to try bondage?”

Mu Bi takes the hint and nods.

On the third day, Mu Bi steels himself and brings a knife.

Caught again, Chen Baixi grins wickedly and pats Mu Bi’s face with the back of the blade.

“What, want to shave?”

“...”

He’s just too hard to kill.

In tears, Mu Bi covers his bald behind and decides to abandon the assassination plan.

This rabbit’s going to be worn to death. 0^0.

So one dark and windy night, Mu Bi prepares to run away.

But when he opens the door, a cold gust sweeps past, and he runs straight into Chen Baixi.

Chen Baixi gives him a cold look and kindly reminds him, “Why are you leaving? I’m not dead yet. It’s not good to leave a job half-finished.”

Mu Bi turns pale with fright, clasps his hands, and begs for mercy.

Chen Baixi smiles cruelly. “If I let you go, what am I supposed to do?”

“Bunny, don’t forget. You’re the one who seduced me first.”

Extra scene:

After the ecological environment of Lingwu Mountain is restored, Mu Bi still doesn’t come home.

His rabbit family writes to ask how he’s doing. A few days later, they receive a letter from Mu Bi.

“Dear Grandpa, Grandma, Dad, Mom, and my little brothers and sisters, I’m not coming back.

Your Mu Mu has found a job in the city!”

Worried about him, his parents send his cousin to check on him.

The cousin trudges all the way to the grand mansion where Mu Bi works.

As soon as he walks in, he sees his cousin wearing a maid outfit, being held on someone’s lap, his neck covered in wet, red kiss marks. He’s even mumbling, “That’s not enough, hubby.”

The carrots he carried from the mountains clatter to the floor. The cousin sniffs, then lets out a piercing scream.

“Cousin! Is this really the respectable job in the city you were talking about?!”

One-on-one, mutually devoted, light and sweet

Someone else is responsible for destroying the bunny’s home. The top and the bunny are on the same side.

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Theme: Protecting the environment is everyone’s responsibility