[Lie down to win the heroine] + [The tyrant becomes a boilerplate husband] + [Funny cultivator] + [Pretend to be a pig and eat the tiger]
Lu Mian's daily life after traveling through time:
✔ Holding a boulder with bare hands (to avoid being hit by dessert after dinner)
✔ Beat up Yuanying Qi (because she stepped on the meat skewers she had just grilled)
✔ Pick up a seriously injured handsome man (become a cook + navigation)
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Yun Xibai regrets most in this life:
He gave her a jade pendant to break the karma, but she was forced to—— every day.
✘ Peel the shrimps ✘ Cut the fairy ginseng ✘ Prevent her from eating the tribute from the enemy clan
Later, he crushed the ruthless Taoist heart and froze the monk who was spying on her into an ice sculpture:
"Is this person... Someone you can keep an eye on?"
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Lu Mian, as a salted fish who just wanted to lie down, was forced to beat up the entire world of immortality in order to protect her beautiful life. ——And the man who cultivated the ruthless path became her most capable cook.
Purpose: Protect homeland, love life