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"Invincible laid-back uke vs. top-tier closet pervert seme"
Shi Yang is in an online relationship.
His partner is a mysterious big shot who ranks first in the game's combat power rankings.
They met on a certain yellow seafood app for secondhand goods.
Shi Yang sold his online boyfriend a red, legendary-grade divine weapon that had dropped from a loot box.
He made a tidy 52,000 yuan.
Then the buyer wouldn't leave him alone.
The buyer snapped up the secondhand ring Shi Yang had pinned to his profile with a 9,999-yuan "not for sale" price tag.
His reason? He thought the ring looked nice.
Shi Yang stared at the picture of the terrifying, dark-style handmade ring, decorated with blue-ringed octopus pearls, and fell silent.
Rich people's taste really was impossible to understand.
Still, from that point on, the two of them were bound together by an unbreakable connection.
Only after they got to know each other did Shi Yang learn that his online boyfriend wasn't just number one in combat power across the server, but also number one on the wealth rankings.
Ever since they became in-game partners, his online boyfriend had taken care of all of Shi Yang's equipment and skins.
Whenever Shi Yang refused, his boyfriend would pout and act pitiful, as if his money would all vanish the next second if he couldn't spend it on Shi Yang.
After they became partners, his online boyfriend was also incredibly clingy. Wherever Shi Yang went, he followed. He stopped fighting in PvP, stopped running dungeons, and stopped climbing the rankings. All he wanted was to accompany Shi Yang on the game's various little quests.
In just two months, everyone on the server knew that the famous big shot Nao Dian had turned into a devoted husband. Nao Dian himself proudly declared: "I paid people to spread the news! So what? Is there a problem?!"
Shi Yang: "..."
Shi Yang looked at the top-tier gear on his character, every piece glowing red with perfect stats, and thought: Who'd dare have a problem with that... (-_-)
His online boyfriend was rich, generous, cheerful, and fun, with a top-tier young man's voice. Shi Yang was very satisfied.
After accidentally seeing a photo his online boyfriend had posted to his Moments, he was even more satisfied.
Even though there were two people in the photo, and he had no idea which one was his online boyfriend, both of them were absolutely stunning: one was blindingly handsome, the other was strikingly elegant.
Shi Yang declared: "Either one works for me."
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The moment Qi Jing saw that photo of the fingers, he fell in love.
Someone who could look so beautiful while wearing such an ugly octopus ring made him want to touch it, bite it, and... lick it.
The brave get to enjoy the world first.
Qi Jing went for it.
His experienced friend told him that if he liked someone, he should spend lots and lots of money on them.
Qi Jing followed that advice to the letter.
But his beloved seemed to like him more than his money.
Qi Jing was happy.
When he found out that his beloved went to the same school as him, Qi Jing was even happier.
The thought of being able to hug and kiss his beloved once the school year began left Qi Jing so excited that he couldn't sleep all night.
But the next day, Qi Jing wasn't happy anymore.
He realized that his beloved hardly ever looked at him, and seemed far more taken with his silly, clueless friend instead.
Only then did Qi Jing think to send his beloved the award photo he'd casually posted to his Moments.
Caption: Baby, guess which one is me? (⁄⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄⁄)
Five minutes later.
His beloved replied: "I'll take either one."
Qi Jing stared at those four characters for a full five minutes.
His expression remained as cold, domineering, and arrogant as ever.
But his fingers gently pressed the record button as he ground out an audio message, his voice thick with emotion.
The next second, Shi Yang, who was zooming in on the photo for a closer look, received a whisper from a demon in hell.
The man's clear, captivating voice spoke to him gently: "Baby, if you can't decide, you're dead."
Shi Yang: "..."
H-help! Which one is he?!
Reader's Guide
1. Invincible laid-back uke vs. top-tier closet pervert seme.
2. One-on-one, both leads' firsts, no secondary couples, and neither lead has an ex anywhere in the world.
3. I made up all the game mechanics. They're extremely illogical and unrealistic. This is basically a fluffy, brainless online romance wearing a game skin, so please don't compare it to real games.
4. Thanks to my friend for drawing this unbelievably adorable cover for me (៸៸᳐⦁⩊⦁៸៸᳐ )੭
Theme: Online dating is risky, so be careful when falling in love.
The scumbag's relatives, friends, and killer are all so disgusting. The protagonist and his friends are really at the bottom of the food chain. They are so disgusting that the readers are so angry. I should have gone to 818 for clarification that night when the scumbag incident broke out. If you haven't responded for so long, maybe other people who are interested in me will exaggerate that my mother-in-law beat the mistress well. As for killers, it is normal for them to make enemies. After being blocked for so long, the protagonist and his friends can still be so peaceful. It is so tolerable. Will the protagonist's friends clarify things later and become friends with the killers again?
It looks like they are flirting, but in reality they are flirting with each other🥺Bao Bao, don't you really think you two are very ambiguous?
I don't understand. I just don't clarify or refute. I insist on being beaten all the time. I can't keep being slandered as the plot develops. I'm obviously being beaten by the mistress, but I'm not the mistress on my own initiative. Why don't I refute and ignore others? [Vomit blood][vomit blood][vomit blood]
Wow wow wow, call the baby by voice! [Covering face and peeking]
Let's fall in love quickly and have a relationship with Bang Yi [Glasses]
Can Gong go to the base camp of this group of people and knock their pants off again? I won't pay them back this time and tell them all to get lost.
I'm going! It's not enough to watch! I thought about reading the author's other articles first, but when I clicked on the homepage, I saw that this was the first one😭😭
Nightbird Gang is too abstract hahahaha
I also made a call🎆🎆 By the way, do 7# and Baa Zai have CP names?
Did you pay me to watch Baa Bao's performance of Face Changing?