Honey, Just Hit Me!

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My friend’s novel, Daddy, I Meow-ed Up!, is introduced at the very bottom.

★Synopsis★

Song Zhinian is an experimental kitten.

With a long tail and beautiful cat ears, Song Zhinian was bought by Rong Wang and treated himself like royalty at home. The slightest dissatisfaction would send him into a tantrum at Rong Wang.

Rong Wang had to feed him, dress him in pretty clothes, and get him the latest phone so he could play games.

He said, “I’m here to be the boss of this house!” (`へ´*)ノ

But one day, he overheard Rong Wang telling someone at the laboratory that he wanted to return him because he was too disobedient.

The laboratory was terrifying, though. If they returned him, he would be destroyed.

Song Zhinian didn’t want to be destroyed, so he tried with all his might to behave. He stopped throwing tantrums and hitting people.

But he was returned anyway.

He clung desperately to Rong Wang’s leg, promising he would be obedient. “Big brother, I really will behave. Please...”

But Rong Wang didn’t keep him.

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Rong Wang felt like he was going crazy lately. Ever since Song Zhinian had been taken away, nothing felt right. He rushed to the laboratory to find the kitten, only to be told that Song Zhinian had escaped and was being hunted by them, too.

In an instant, Rong Wang’s world came crashing down.

After going through hell and back, he finally found the kitten, but the kitten wouldn’t pay him any attention.

He rubbed the kitten, who seemed to have put on just a little weight, and said, “Niannian, come home with big brother.”

Song Zhinian only glanced at him, curled up into a ball, and wiped away his tears with the back of his hand. In a muffled voice, he said, “My name is A329. I’m not Song Zhinian anymore.”

After finally getting custody back, Rong Wang could barely take his eyes off the cat.

While out one day, Rong Wang was watching the home security cameras as usual when a chubby little face suddenly pressed up against the screen!

Song Zhinian was unhappy. “Rong Wang! Why are you peeking at me?”

Rong Wang, in the middle of a business meeting, froze. He felt no guilt whatsoever about installing the cameras.

He smiled and said, “Niannian, don’t make a fuss.”

The little cat had already trotted off with his chest puffed out, but before he left, he showed off his new clothes to the camera.

The front, the side, the back!!

Before Rong Wang could praise him, he heard Song Zhinian’s voice. The kitten sounded soft and sweet, and was utterly sure of himself.

Meow: Niannian is so pretty~

Reader’s Guide:

The Cat King is here! The world will be ruled by fluffiness!

One-on-one, both leads are pure!

The top’s body is a kitten, and his soul is a kitten, too. He’s the type whose actions belie his words. And of course, he’ll have to win his wife back!

He has to properly coax his beloved back, with a grand wedding procession and all!

★Daddy, I Meow-ed Up!★

Cen Wu is a kitten abandoned by Xiangyi Zoo.

Not only is he timid, he has no chance of ever turning into a human.

To survive, this timid kitten has to pretend to be an extrovert! No, an extroverted cat!

Relying on his special ability, he knows exactly how to show passersby how cute he is, so he never has to worry about food or clothes.

It’s just that he’s been at it so long, he’s gotten a little stinky, meow!

Then one day, he meets a man who gives him a cat treat, but he can’t hear a single thought in the man’s head!

Is his ability not working anymore, meow?!

Unwilling to believe it, he secretly follows the man home.

But who would’ve thought he’d turn into a human on his very first night at home! A naked human!! And then he was... he was...

TAT Meow!!

Shen Zhiheng has a ragdoll cat at home, the same one he saw at the amusement park that day.

The ragdoll cat is obedient and well-behaved, and looks so lovable.

Perhaps it’s because he’s new to an unfamiliar home. The kitten has none of his usual liveliness from the amusement park. Even a bar of soap falling into the washbasin startles him.

He’s especially resistant to baths.

Shen Zhiheng soothes him, then takes advantage of the kitten’s distraction to clean the base of his tail.

He doesn’t understand. The kitten should feel good, so why does he look so resistant?

(Meow: Try pinching your own privates and see how you like it!)

At last, he gets the kitten clean and falls into a deep sleep with him. In the middle of the night, Shen Zhiheng wakes up under the weight of someone lying on him. Dazed, he sees a person sleeping soundly in his arms.

A person, a completely naked person?

Where’s his cat?

The truth is, Shen Zhiheng has another identity that nobody knows about: he’s a researcher at Xiangyi Zoo.

He was the one who supplied the potion that turns animals into humans.

And this cat of his...

Is his failed experiment!

And a fated disaster!

Ever since Cen Wu came to live with him, Shen Zhiheng has fed and pampered him, being both father and mother to him and cleaning up after him.

He’s even gone so far as to pamper him in bed!

What’s giving him a headache lately is that he’s heard Xiangyi plans to capture Cen Wu and study him again.

He can’t let Cen Wu show up as a cat anymore!

But...

Shen Zhiheng glances over at Cen Wu, who’s grown bolder and bolder, switching freely between human and cat forms without wearing clothes. He grabs him while he’s in cat form and pinches him twice in a certain spot. The cat in his arms instantly turns into a human.

“If Xiao Wu likes changing back and forth so much, how about we play dress-up?”

Cen Wu covers his butt and refuses, his blue eyes brimming with tears. “Daddy, I meow-ed up!”

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