Keep This Up and I'll Sacrifice You to My Sword!

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[Slacker Girl Who Transmigrates into a Book x Gravity Guy Who’s Great at Convincing Himself of Things]

Yuan He transmigrates into a cannon-fodder female supporting character in a male-oriented novel.

In the original story, the girl clings desperately to the male lead, even sacrificing herself to the sword for him, but he never remembers her name from beginning to end.

After reading the plot, Yuan He shakes her head and packs up to live as a slacker. Who could have guessed that her sword-sacrifice constitution would be exposed, leaving her hunted by both the righteous and demonic factions?

Luckily, as she falls off a cliff, she uses news about the male lead’s missing relative to drag him down with her, saving her own skin.

At the bottom of the cliff, the male lead, having lost his memory, opens blood-red eyes. He pins Yuan He, who had landed on his chest, to the ground and grabs her by the throat.

“Who are you...?”

But tears trickling over his fingertips cut off his question. He stares for a few seconds at the tearful girl beneath him, then abruptly lets go.

In reality, Yuan He is crying because she’s furious at being completely powerless to fight back. She has no idea what the male lead has misunderstood.

In any case, he starts sticking to her.

The male lead has broad shoulders, a narrow waist, and six-pack abs. He can fight off assassins and keep her warm in bed.

Yuan He: Whatever. A free bodyguard is a free bodyguard.

But the road to escape brings not only outside threats but troubles from within. Yuan He never imagined she could make such a huge mistake: she couldn’t stop herself from sleeping with the male lead!

Afterward, she bites her finger and frets: The cultivation world doesn’t have any protection, and spiritual cultivators and demonic cultivators must have reproductive incompatibility, right...?

In the end, her slacker nature gets the better of her. While the male lead goes to fetch a towel, she runs for it.

*

Chen Zhic​​he was born into a prestigious cultivation family and is handsome and refined. He has long ranked at the top of various lists judging young cultivators, attracting countless admirers, but he has always remained indifferent.

Then one day, the cultivation world’s genius disciple slips up and wakes with no memory.

The young woman beside him, guilty as a thief, tries to sneak away. When he pins her down, she neither struggles nor dodges, lying pitifully beneath him with tears all over his hands.

So, it seems they knew each other before.

The girl accepts his care without a second thought. When assassins attack, she deftly hides behind him.

So, it seems they were very close.

After they’ve done everything they should and shouldn’t have, Chen Zhic​​he is finally certain she’s his wife.

But when he returns with a wet towel, scratches covering his back...

She’s gone.

*

Chen Zhic​​he wears black martial robes and holds his natal sword, its tip less than half an inch from Yuan He’s throat.

After regaining the memories of a disciple of the immortal sect, his already striking face is now veiled in frost.

His lashes droop as he tries to hide the absurd images in his mind of them entwined together.

He draws his sword to force the liar who slept with him and ran to admit her mistake.

But Yuan He, with the sword pointed at her, knows that if she successfully sacrifices herself to the sword, she can go home. So although she pretends to look heartbroken, an eager glint flashes in her eyes.

Before Chen Zhic​​he can understand what that glint means, she suddenly lunges forward and throws herself onto the sword!

Before the sword hits the ground, Yuan He hears his trembling voice.

“I won’t let you die... Don’t even think about it.”

Reader’s Guide:

1. The female lead has a charm-everyone quality.

2. The male lead is pure in both body and heart.

3. The senior sister is a man. He has no cross-dressing fetish and is not gender dysphoric. The details of his role and relationships are spoilers for now (sheepish smile.jpg).

Next book, coming soon

[What Should You Do If You Walk Past an Empty Classroom and Find Your Best Friend Doing Mysterious Exercise with Her Crush?]

Good news: The male lead isn’t her crush.

Bad news: The male lead is her best friend.

Shu Fu is the kind of perfect goddess everyone encounters in campus life.

She has an angelic face, a staggering amount of money, excellent grades, and a place in the top tier of the campus social scene.

Like the blonde cheerleader all the boys have a crush on in a high-school drama.

But no one knows that while Shu Fu enjoys the thrill of vanity, she’s once again spent all the money she conned out of her rich friends.

She hasn’t paid off her maxed-out credit cards, and she certainly won’t support the family that holds her back. Instead, she’s put a deposit down on another new designer handbag.

As she bites her fingernail and sighs over a mountain of overdue-bill texts, a friend messages to ask if she wants to go to a party tonight. A real heir to a fortune has just returned to the country.

That night, even Shu Fu, who’s used to a life of indulgence, is astonished by the party’s extravagant excess.

Using every trick at her disposal, Shu Fu pushes through the crowd from the entrance hall to the terrace and finally sees the heir everyone is gathered around. To her surprise, he has a face even more dazzling than hers.

When he looks her way, the people around her who are just as eager to climb the social ladder also turn to watch. She immediately gives him a perfectly alluring smile.

And so, her first attempt to work her charm ends in failure: he moves his gaze away, bored.

Only after the people around her mock her does Shu Fu learn that Ni Ling isn’t interested in women.

*

Shu Fu swallows her pride and keeps trying to get close to Ni Ling.

In the end, she does spend Ni Ling’s money, and the two become best friends.

But along the way, she discovers that this heir is unusually difficult to deal with: sensitive, volatile, capricious, impulsive, and addicted to sex. His private life is a complete mess, too.

On top of that, this party-loving playboy doesn’t seem capable of handling the new huge mess she’s gotten herself into, so Shu Fu has to go find another big catch.

At last, she finds another top-tier old-money heir, refined and distinguished.

But she turns around and catches her new “big catch” and her best friend getting carried away in an empty classroom.

Only then does Shu Fu realize that something between them had seemed off for a while.

Shu Fu: ...

Sorry, bestie. If I steal your crush, will you still go with me to see the mountains and rivers?

Shu Fu starts pursuing the big catch behind Ni Ling’s back.

But for some reason, she gets caught by the “official partner” every time.

She flirts with Mu Zhiwen, and Ni Ling raises an eyebrow at her from across the room, as if he has eyes in the back of his head.

She secretly leaves cookies shaped like her underwear on Mu Zhiwen’s desk, only to turn around and see Ni Ling crossing his legs and complaining that the cookies are too sweet.

She has no choice but to speed things up and go all in, sleeping with the big catch.

But the next morning, when she opens her eyes, she sees Ni Ling’s striking, almost aggressively beautiful face.

Without the slightest embarrassment, he props himself up, completely naked, and smiles as he presses closer again.

“Sorry, baby. My sex addiction flared up last night. We’re best friends, aren’t we? What’s wrong with helping me out?”

Reader Advisory:

Everyone is a mess.

All the men are pure in body, and fundamentally heterosexual.

Theme: Don’t be fooled by appearances.