Song Diaodiao is a vulture living in the desert, which makes him a desert goofball.
On his first transformation into human form, Song Diaodiao was dragged into a cave by a man and did the deed over and over.
Seven days later, Song Diaodiao had amnesia, and a gleaming golden vulture egg had appeared beside him.
Song Diaodiao: "I’m a male! There’s no way I laid this egg, right?!"
Song Diaodiao figured the baby’s mother must have abandoned the egg and run off.
He decided to head to the cultivation world and find that coldhearted vulture.
He heard that Jiang Cheng’an had a peerless vulture, fierce beyond compare.
But his future father-in-law was Jiang Cheng’an, the sect leader of Canglan Sect. He was devoted to cultivation and had long since severed all ties to emotion and desire. He couldn’t stand even hearing the word love, much less let his vulture wife be with him.
In the end, Song Diaodiao defeated 108 rivals and became the vulture in Jiang Cheng’an’s palm.
By day, Song Diaodiao helped his future father-in-law keep up appearances. At night, he secretly tucked the egg into his father-in-law’s bed. "You made your own grandchild, so you can hatch it yourself!"
Jiang Cheng’an: "Why are you lifting my brocade quilt?"
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Jiang Cheng’an, sect leader of Canglan Sect, severed his romantic attachments and renounced emotion and desire to cultivate the Unfeeling Dao. He was incapable of feeling any emotion.
By chance, someone poisoned him with a love toxin.
Jiang Cheng’an nearly died, but a kind golden vulture transformed into human form and saved him. He spent seven days and nights with the golden vulture. When he opened his eyes again, all that remained was a single golden feather.
It must have been the payment for his services.
Jiang Cheng’an: "..."
Until one day, he met the golden vulture again.
The vulture was holding a golden egg and crying pitifully. "Please, Father-in-law, take pity on me. I had nowhere else to go, so I brought the child to seek refuge with you. Just give us something to eat..."
Jiang Cheng’an wiped Song Diaodiao’s tears away with his fingertip. "Call me hubby."
Song Diaodiao: QAQ
Shouldn’t that be grandpa-in-law?!
The cultivation world’s number-one goofball VS the cultivation world’s number-one arrogant hero
Reading Guide: The golden vulture will take human form later on. The egg is their biological child.
Blurb written on July 15, 2026, screenshot saved.
Blurb revised on September 20, 2026.
Theme: Find a wife.
