Ai Lin is the most popular waiter at Heaven Paradise KTV. At nineteen, he’s in the prime of his youth, with a pretty face and a seductive figure. Countless people have tried to get him into bed, but he’s turned every one of them down.
Wei Ruxu built his fortune from nothing and is now a self-made billionaire. At forty-one, he’s still unmarried, hardworking, and widely respected. One careless night, a client got him drunk during a business meeting, and in the confusion he stumbled into a KTV storage room and fell fast asleep.
When he woke up, there was a dazed little curly-haired guy in his arms.
Curly-haired Ai Lin: “Uncle, you did it with me. That was my first time.”
Then he added, “A man’s most important quality is his sense of responsibility. You’re so handsome, you can’t just have your fun and abandon me, right?”
Then he went on, “Actually, if you just give me some money every month, I can pretend nothing happened.”
Wei Ruxu gritted his teeth and agreed. “Fine, I can support you. But let go of me first. I have to get back to the office and clock in.”
Ai Lin: “You’re the CEO. You have to clock in?”
“...The HR department is running a new promotion. If I get perfect attendance this month, I get a carton of fresh eggs.”
“?”
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When the kept lover has just latched onto his sugar daddy
Ai Lin: “Big Brother, if a shady boy like me keeps bothering you, won’t your parents throw a check in my face and tell me to leave you?”
Wei Ruxu: “They’re buried on the hill behind the house. Want to go pay your respects?”
On the kept lover and sugar daddy’s first day living together
Ai Lin: “Uncle, that guy’s boyfriend is so romantic. You don’t have to be so old-fashioned, too. Here, take this pen and write something naughty on my leg.”
Wei Ruxu picked a smooth spot and wrote, “Eat more vegetables. Get your vitamin C.”
The day Wei Ruxu finally confessed
Ai Lin: “Old Wei, you’re already forty-one and I’m only nineteen. You’re messing around with me at your age every day. What if you kick the bucket first one day and leave me alone to fight your board of directors?”
Wei Ruxu: “Then die for love.”
Ai Lin: “Maybe I could give you a child and inherit your estate for you.”
Wei Ruxu: “No thanks. Sleeping with an old man shortens your life.”
Ai Lin: .
Ai Lin: “Oh, this is so annoying! I mean, come over and kiss me!”
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Who knows how much later
On a rainy night, Ai Lin packed his bags and ran away to some unknown place, just like the poor guy abandoned by a scumbag in every melodramatic romance novel. He planned to live out the rest of his life alone.
That same night, before his pillow had even warmed up, Wei Ruxu burst through the door.
Ai Lin confessed through tears. “Let’s break up! I lied to you. You never slept with me in the first place! I just wanted your money!”
Wei Ruxu: “I know. Drunk men can’t get it up.”
Ai Lin covered his face and sobbed. “You gave me money for tutoring, but I never went. I spent it all on bubble tea!”
Wei Ruxu: “I know that too. I even bought into that brand you’re always drinking. I lost 300,000 yuan.”
Ai Lin: “Uh. Then, then I heard you were processing some paperwork and collecting my information, and getting a bunch of things stamped. You weren’t planning to sue me, were you?”
Wei Ruxu: “I was trying to send you back to high school and then to college.”
Wei Ruxu: “Adults taking the college entrance exam have a lot of paperwork to deal with.”
Ai Lin: “...Oh.”
“Oh...”
“Wait, what????”
“Ai Wei Ruxu, you devious old man! Are you seriously going to make me repeat my senior year of high school?!”
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Monogamous 1v1, an absurd urban romantic comedy, with an older man/younger man pairing.
Upright, laid-back, down-to-earth CEO top x playful, scheming, scatterbrained little crybaby bottom.
A story about a mature, dependable adult raising a poor little thing all over again, then sending him back to take the college entrance exam.
Also titled: “At My Age, If I Really Tried, I Could Be Your Dad, So Can You Stop Making Me Do Such Scandalous Things?”
Also titled: “I Don’t Want to Repeat My Senior Year! Uncle Wei, Daddy, Grandpa, Master, Father, I’m Sorry! Please Let Me Go!”
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Blurb posted on 2026.07.13
Theme: Dad, raise me one more time.
