My Handsome Ghost Husband Only Wants Her Dead

🐰 Delicate, Helpless Heiress and Funeral Director x Ill-Tempered Taoist Priest x Obsessive, Glamorous Ghost Who Gets Unmasked 📿

At the height of Lin Zhaoshu's popularity with men, she handled five or six men a day, the kind who didn't breathe.

She never expected to transmigrate one day and be bound off to bring good luck to a sick man.

A mad heiress paired with a second-rate Taoist priest: the whole neighborhood laughed at the match. But her Taoist husband seemed not to care about the gossip. He just loved doing things to get her attention.

For example: disappearing in the middle of the night, silently standing behind her, measuring the curve of her neck with both hands, and gazing at her with an infatuated look from time to time.

...Lin Zhaoshu thought her Taoist husband might not be quite right in the head.

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If one day a ghost went red-eyed over you, would you be touched?

Lin Zhaoshu didn't dare move at all. What kind of red-eyed ghost would carry a bloodied corpse and choke her until she cried?

Thinking this, she lifted her eyes to look at her gentle, jade-like Taoist husband, who was awake in the middle of the night, his back to her as he scribbled away.

Bringing a bloodied corpse is so low-class ✘

A jump scare is cute in moderation ✓

A chokehold is so romantic!

Lin Zhaoshu: ?

Haha, why is this my husband?

But perhaps because she'd dealt with so many male corpses, she soon came to accept this kind of courtship.

So when the glamorous ghost jumped out at her, she stopped cradling his face and kissing him, and pretended to be scared instead. When the ghost saw her asleep and quietly put her in a chokehold, she wrapped a ribbon around his neck in return, gently tightening it while pretending to be shy.

When he finally picked up a knife, Lin Zhaoshu stared at him, confused.

The glamorous ghost felt her eager gaze and gave a teasing smile. "If you want, then please accept my virginity."

Before she could say, "Isn't this a little too fast?" the ghost wrapped an arm around her waist and pressed the knife to her throat. His voice trembled. "I'm finally going to give birth to you."

The feeling of a blade piercing her throat was deeply unpleasant. Only then did Lin Zhaoshu realize that her glamorous ghost husband wasn't flirting. He really wanted to kill her.

Later, Lin Zhaoshu finally understood what the glamorous ghost had meant.

It turned out that ghosts were formed from the dead. Killing the person you loved could be considered giving birth to a ghost of your own. Before the killing, all those terrifying acts that seemed like threats to a human were actually courtship before reproduction.

Lin Zhaoshu looked helplessly at the man who was full of the bitterness of a spurned husband and had pursued her all the way to kill her.

Whenever the knife grazed her neck and fear consumed her, she wished she could return to the beginning and simply never meet this husband.

==Coming Soon: If You're Broke, Why Pretend to Be Rich? [Male Lead Reborn]==

Genuinely Gold-Digging Woman x Fake Rich Young Master

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Wen Geyan hated nothing more than being poor.

Poor men were even worse: they deserved to die, and were rotten to the core.

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Press conference.

Countless cameras focused on the man who had gone from illegitimate son to business-world heir, building his fortune from nothing.

Host: President Chen, what kept you going all these years, from being a nobody to becoming famous?

Chen Zhen: A person from a long time ago who loved money more than life.

The host seized the opportunity to dig for gossip. "Was that your beloved, President Chen?"

Chen Zhen neither confirmed nor denied it. He only gave a faint smile, revealing no joy.

Host: That love must have meant a lot to you to keep you going all this time. You must love her very much, President Chen.

Chen Zhen fell silent for a long time.

Theme: Aim higher.