[Purehearted straight-laced rich heir top x cross-dressing bottom, a huge fan of trash-talking who loves a laugh]
("Favorite" means your favorite esports player; being outmatched means getting crushed by an opponent in the same position.)
Duan Huai used to be a trash-talker, living by the principle, "Your favorite is my target." He was a notorious king of trash talk in the community.
Only after meeting his own favorite did he learn what it meant to have a soft spot for someone.
But after his favorite kissed Duan Huai, his performance began to plummet. A no-name rookie jungler crushed him in their head-to-head matchups, leaving him utterly demolished. The trash talk came pouring in, and his favorite's form rapidly deteriorated.
Furious, Duan Huai spent all his savings tracking down the rookie's whereabouts. He timed his arrival at the rookie's hotel room, ready to settle things in person.
But the difference in their builds was so great that Gu Huai gave up on that idea after two seconds.
He caught a glimpse of an adorable, slender girl's look on the jungler's phone. So that's his type!?
You little punk, get yourself caught up in a romance scandal and retire at lightning speed!
The best jungler can only be my favorite!
*
Gu Minye had someone he liked.
She was always passing him by, her hair lightly brushing his fingertips as she went, leaving only the scent of her perfume lingering by his side.
She was always there, yet never once looked at Gu Minye.
Until one night, after it was over, Gu Minye said, "I'll take responsibility for you."
His girlfriend shook her head, then shyly buried it against his chest and agreed.
Later, his girlfriend wanted more than things as they were, so Gu Minye could only reassure her, "I'll make it public once I win the championship."
His girlfriend, flustered and angry, said, "Then I don't want to be with you anymore!"
On the eve of the finals, she turned around and got together with Gu Minye's rival.
His rival's hand slid over her slender waist and came to rest on her delicate shoulder. Her skin flushed, and she wore a bashful expression Gu Minye had never seen before.
His girlfriend said, "I never liked you."
His girlfriend said, "I'm sorry. I'm a man."
His girlfriend said, "I just wanted him to win."
The day Gu Minye won the championship, his prize was his "girlfriend," caught by his manager and threatened with a fraud lawsuit, trembling on his bed.
His "girlfriend" said, "Big brother, I didn't mean to. Please don't sue me."
In the hazy night, they swayed like a little boat rocking on a lake.
Gu Minye let out a heavy breath. His large hand gripped Duan Huai's jaw, forcing him to look into the camera.
"Didn't you want to make it public? Why aren't you looking at the camera?"
Duan Huai could only tremble as he forced out a voice as sweet and sultry as a cat's.
"Honey, let me go. I-I'll never trash-talk you again!"
But sorry, my favorite is still your rival. 🥺
[Before You Read]
The author's IQ is low.
No fans were harmed in this story (except the bottom).
They are devoted to each other in body and mind. Husband is a way of life; trash-talking is a passion.
Theme: Persistence is victory
