"That damn obsessive fan is provoking us again."
The sasaeng fan group was buzzing. All kinds of vile abuse streamed down the little phone screen like a waterfall.
Luo Xian, the male fanboy boyfriend, was hated by Ye Xuan's sasaeng solo fans so much it made their teeth itch.
He didn't feel pressured at all, and he always got even. If they insulted him, he'd turn around and provoke them on Weibo.
Solo fan: A delusional boyfriend staging his own little fantasy.
Luo Xian: Sure, sure, you're right. I photoshopped all of it.
The photos he posted showed Ye Xuan's profile in plain view.
Sasaeng fan: Ye Xuan, how can you live with the way you've betrayed our love?
Luo Xian: Some people's love really isn't worth a cent. I'm different. I have money as well as love.
The furious sasaeng solo fans quit the fandom and turned against him: Ye Xuan, get out of show business!
Luo Xian: [Posts a stack of property deeds] Great, now I can have him all to myself. To show my gratitude, I'll let you pick our new home.
The fans, so furious they nearly fainted, complained to Ye Xuan: Oppa, look how he's provoking us!
Ye Xuan glanced hesitantly at the person beside him, chin lifted and completely unapologetic. "...He's young. He's just a little lively."
Fans: Fox spirit! My king, you've lost your mind!
Reader's guide:
1. Not recommended for people who are into idol fandom. The uke is a real idol who has fallen from grace by dating, and the story includes lots of provoking fans.
2. The seme may be a bit of a jerk at first. He thinks he and the uke are just friends with benefits, but both are virgins.
Theme: Love has no reason.
