In his first life, the foolish college student Gu Jinchao died while saving someone.
In his second life, he was the senior brother of a cultivation sect, a heaven-blessed prodigy admired by countless junior brothers and sisters. Gu Jinchao still miserably failed to survive the very first tribulation lightning bolt and died again...
When Gu Jinchao returned to Blue Star in his third life, he raised his middle finger at the Heavenly Dao!
Gu Jinchao: Are you messing with me? You idiot!
After dying young several times, Gu Jinchao was determined to ascend and become a god. He absolutely refused to be a doomed clown again. ⊙﹏⊙
One day, Gu Jinchao, who was planning to keep his head down and live forever, discovered the wonderful thing called livestreaming. He smiled slightly and promptly started making calculations
“Your boyfriend is bad luck for you. Break up!”
“But...”
Gu Jinchao smiled. “If you don't break up, you'll lose money tomorrow~”
“Your husband married up and now wants to take everything you own. Divorce him!”
“But...”
Gu Jinchao smiled. “Your son is actually the child of your husband and his first love. Your biological child is picking through the trash right now~”
“You...”
Gu Jinchao: “Dump them, dump them! Come on, let's shout our slogan: Never be a simp!!!”
Watching Gu Jinchao casually work out the fate of one couple after another and ruin their relationships, the livestream audience hurled abuse at him:
[Don't tear down a temple of ten thousand Buddhas, and don't ruin a single marriage. Streamer, did you come here to destroy the world?]
[That's enough, everyone. I've diagnosed the streamer with mental illness.]
[Even my dog Er Gouzi can do better fortune-telling than this streamer!]
Who knew that the next day, the hot gossip trending around town would include #WomanFallsAndLosesThePaycheckSheJustReceived# and #BillionaireXXXAndXXXTurnOnEachOther! Shock! The Young Master Is Actually...#
The livestream room, “Chao Chao Wants to Ascend Today,” shot to fame. In just a few days, it went from being mocked and scorned to viewers crying, “Mom, look! It's a real immortal!” Its popularity soared, and every day countless gossip-hungry viewers waited in the room for the next juicy revelation. Countless “fated clients” also happened to cross paths with Gu Jinchao, hoping he'd calculate their fortunes...
Tell a fortune, gain merit. Tell another, gain more merit.
Countless people had their fates changed by Gu Jinchao, and fate rewarded him with a boost in fortune. He was delighted.
Not long afterward, Gu Jinchao made a calculation and went, “!!!”
Woohoo~
Time to get ready. This young master is about to ascend!~
#ChaoChaoWantsToAscendToday#
#ChaoChaoIsWorkingHardToEarnMeritToday#
#ChaoChaoSuccessfullyStayedAliveToday, Yay#
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