Green Tea NPCs Must Not Pursue Players

Nan Chu is a professional gold-digging flirt, with impeccable professional ethics and enough romantic debts to circle the globe three times.

Perhaps he had too many debts of the heart. One day, he opened his eyes and found himself inside a horror-themed infinite-flow instance.

Other people's instances: escape with a sliver of health, fight back with your life on the line, and solve puzzles with high-IQ deductions.

His mission panel displayed several enormous words: [Conquer the Players]

Nan Chu: ...

He stared at the muscular hunk in the instance, a man who could knock out eight of him with one punch, and asked sincerely, "Can I hire a bodyguard?"

The System replied coldly, "No."

Great.

As soon as the instance began, the players at Yude High School were fully armed, their eyes sharp as knives.

Nan Chu, a handsome man with empty hands, was cornered in a bathroom stall. A fist was about to come down.

His cheeks flushed, his hair disheveled, tears welling in his eyes. The words slipped out before he could stop them: "Classmate! I like you!"

The man opposite him froze mid-punch.

After that, the whole tone of the instances went completely off the rails.

While everyone else searched through files and solved puzzles in a haunted hospital, Nan Chu wore a nurse's uniform, its tight skirt outlining his slender waist. He glanced at the player in front of him and said softly:

"Time for a dressing change, patient."

The player ranked first in the strength rankings had muscles corded with veins along his arms and thick calluses on his fingertips. He yanked off his blood-soaked mask, his voice vicious:

"Are you sure you want to change my dressing dressed like that?"

While everyone else looked for the exit at school, Nan Chu, playing a teacher, stood at the lectern and eyed a certain player, his tone lazy:

"Classmate, the solution to this problem is a kiss."

The refined beauty, gentle as jade, pushed up his glasses. He never took part in these boring games, but now his voice carried a smile and unmistakable desire:

"Teacher, do you explain problems to everyone like this?"

And then there was the sticky, disgusting tentacle boss hiding deep inside an instance. Its instance was impossible for countless players to clear, yet it greedily watched Nan Chu bathe again and again.

The castle kitchen, the school, the swimming pool...

They all became his flirting grounds.

Nan Chu handled all of this with ease. He thought that once he had conquered the players, he could go home.

But he never expected his former sugar daddy, whom he had just dumped, to show up in the instance too.

The man stood at the end of the corridor, turning his watch at a leisurely pace, his smile cold and thin. "You dumped me and still think you can run?"

Nan Chu: ...

With no other choice, he went to seek the players' protection.

One player pinned him in the shadows, thrusting against him as he laughed. "He's my brother."

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Message: Men are like chewing gum.