"Can't you all just get away from me?! Why does everyone keep wanting to be close to me?!"
Jiang Yu is a sinner with nothing left but a careless sense of mischief toward the world. Because of what happened in his childhood, he doesn't have long to live.
Sigh. The world is a mess, so I'll be cold and heartless.
But before I die, I have to find my big brother a wife!
That's right! I'll pick a pretty one =3=
And besides a sister-in-law, I'll pick up a few other people for him...
A stubborn little hothead with brute strength and an obnoxious attitude? Picked up!
A beauty in red, full of charm? Picked up!
A sharp-eyed, black-hearted little girl? Picked up!
A down-on-his-luck young master with a head full of schemes? Picked up!
A sweet girl who only wants to write storybooks? Picked up!
A mild-mannered scholar with a bellyful of schemes? Picked up!
And a shaman who's considerate of me every moment =V= Definitely picking her up too!
Now he's got sons and daughters. Oh, I wonder if he likes women or men?
Whatever, I've picked them all up anyway...
Shen Wanzhi: "You shameless degenerate! You're not even settled yourself, and you dare meddle in my affairs! Copy the Dao De Jing a hundred times!!!"
Jiang Yu: "What do you mean I'm not settled? Didn't someone already pick me up?!"
Xu/Yu Zhao: "And you have the nerve to say that! What kind of people have you picked up?! Why do they all like you?!!!"
Jiang Yu: "Well... everything below my neck is still pure..."
A cold, stubborn manchild × a two-faced oddball
A criminal of the martial world vs. an heir of uncertain identity
Strong leads, mutual healing, made for each other
Theme: How fortunate I am to spend the rest of my life with you, fishing and gathering firewood.
