*I won't write many soccer matches.
*I just want to write this idea. Don't overthink it.
You get a soccer dating game.
There are seven little characters: England, France, Germany, Spain, Portugal, Brazil, and... You wonder where the seventh one is, but the game screen has already opened automatically. Out of habit, you click "Confirm" without even reading the user agreement. A flash of white light appears.
You open your eyes. There are seven character portraits, one of which is a question mark. You try to click the question mark, but are told you need to level up to unlock it. Yep, here comes the old trick.
So you choose one in order: the Englishman.
[You're at a cafe. You slip, spilling coffee on the person beside you.]
Choose: A. Wow, you didn't even dodge that?
B. Apologize and ask how many pounds the other person's shirt cost.
As a civilized person, of course you choose B without hesitation.
You hear the other person say, "It's fine. I only wear it once."
Holy crap, rich people really are the worst.
The first few save files are all cursed. I guess I shouldn't go in order, so you choose the one beside the question mark.
The Spaniard.
You only play for a little while before quitting. Sure enough, athletes are all the same all over the world.
As usual, once you've played through all the others, the question-mark save file unlocks.
[Custom Character]
Of course you stuff it full of everything you want. Better yet, you can even set the character to have 99% blood ties to your own product. Naturally, you make the most of that save file.
Theme: Love yourself first
