Why Haven't You Forgotten Your Ex-Husband Yet?!

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Gojo never thought he would fall for one of those rotten oranges in the Supervisory Department.

"Didn't you say they're all rotten oranges?"

"But Suguru is different!"

"Didn't you say they were all social parasites?"

"Suguru was forced into it!"

"Didn't you say you'd kill them all someday?"

"...I can kiss Suguru to death. •͈ᴗ⁃͈ ✧"

Shoko decided to help Gojo by putting herself out there and probing for information, only to discover two things that nearly scared her to death.

"First, Geto really resembles your dead best friend."

"...I would never treat him like a replacement."

Shoko put on a serious face. "But Geto has an ex-husband he can't forget."

Gojo flipped the table.

Geto, whom Gojo was forcing to forget his ex-husband: ...

Could it be that I am your ex-husband, and I am also your dead best friend?

1. Gojo/Geto only, no switching and no breaking them up! Comments mentioning unrelated pairings will be deleted.

2. There is a side pairing! Highlighted! Okkotsu/Maki, no switching and no breaking them up!

3. There are melodramatic misunderstandings, purely to satisfy the author's preferences, but the romance won't be angsty.

4. Not for extreme ship-focused readers. The author is an extreme shipper. Any comments putting one character down to praise the other will be deleted.

5. Sentinel/Guide elements.

6. Regular updates at 9 a.m. Without a ranking, updates are every other day; with a ranking, updates follow the schedule. If something comes up, I'll leave a notice in the blurb or author's notes. Updates or locked chapters showing after 1 a.m. may be due to revisions.

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"The Strongest Love Survival Game!"

At the audition for "Jujutsu Survival Game," someone secretly whispered about Gojo to Geto, only to be caught red-handed.

Gojo and Geto fought, neither gaining the upper hand.

When the video leaked, it awakened the shipping spirit of countless fan girls.

The Gojo/Geto ship soared to the top of the "Couples We Most Want to See Together" rankings, with a fight video as its shrine's sacred treasure.

Seeing the trend, the director waved a hand and decided to make them fake a romance!

Geto: "Fake... what does that mean?"

Director: "Just be good friends. You can hold hands or hug once in a while."

"No, Director. Do you really think anyone would vote for us just because we held hands?"

Director: "I'm the director."

Geto gave in.

First stage.

Geto: What do you mean Gojo is a cheerful idol and I'm his rabid fan?!

Second stage.

Geto: Huh, I'm his homeroom teacher. This is actually pretty nice...

The third and fourth stages passed...

Geto was troubled. He thought he might have fallen for Satoru, but wasn't that kind of feeling wrong? Could a best friend become a lover?

As he worried, he caught a glimpse of the head director and had a sudden inspiration!

I can just use faking a romance as an excuse!

1. The preorder blurb has been revised. The final version will be the one in place before the story starts!

2. Gojo/Geto only, no switching and no breaking them up. Comments mentioning pairings not in the story will be deleted.

3. A sweet and satisfying plot, with no major angst.

4. There will be live comments and forum posts, marked with [ ].

5. There will be cross-dressing! Men, women, young, old, everyone is wearing a skirt, ovo.

6. Bungo Stray Dogs and Haikyuu!! will make guest appearances, but won't take up much of the plot. You can follow the story even if you haven't read either series.

7. Bungo Stray Dogs will feature a Dazai/Chuuya pairing. Please don't read if that's not for you.

8. Many original worldbuilding details.

Theme: Stay true to yourself and embrace the world