Don't Eat the Mushrooms! ABO

He Xiaosen was born with a glandular disability. He can't produce pheromones or sense an Alpha's pheromones.

Unwilling to sit around and wait to die, he uses the advantages of his profession to develop a medical AI named Hemiao. At Hemiao's suggestion, he returns to his hometown of Moli Lie and begins a struggle to survive by picking and eating mushrooms.

He Xiaosen: Red umbrella, white stalk. If I eat this, will I really end up flat on my back?

Hemiao: No, no. You'll only have a few little nightmares.

He Xiaosen: Can I spit the soup back out?

Too late. The mushrooms are down the hatch, and the nightmares (sweet dreams) begin.

Marshal Bai Lu is surrounded by the Zerg on an interstellar battlefield. His gland has suffered irreparable damage, and his pheromones are being released uncontrollably. The starship is on the verge of collapse, and the alarms won't stop blaring.

Just as his comrades decide to get Bai Lu out and save as many people as possible, his pheromones suddenly calm down.

Days later, doctors discover that Bai Lu's gland is actually healing itself. The one responsible is He Xiaosen, thousands of kilometers away.

A disabled omega who can't produce or sense pheromones?!

He Xiaosen stares at Bai Lu's face, gritting his teeth.

It was you, wasn't it? You bullied me in my dreams! Enslaved me! Threatened me! And... and forced me to let you bite my neck!

Bai Lu: Let me mark you and give the Alliance a child.

He Xiaosen: To hell with giving the Alliance a child! I'm going to report you to the Omega Council. A dignified marshal, publicly harassing an innocent, naive, and delicate omega!

Bai Lu: Innocent? Naive? Delicate? Only the last one applies to an omega.

[This is a fictional setting unrelated to reality. Please do not associate it with real life.]

Updates begin August 1, 2026. Welcome aboard!

Mushroom 1: Canary and CEO. Fear rating: ⭐⭐

Mushroom 2: Empathy Doll. Fear rating: ⭐⭐⭐

Mushroom 3: Substitute. Fear rating: ⭐⭐⭐

Mushroom 4: The Holy Monk Must Not. Fear rating: ⭐⭐

Final Chapter: The Real World. Fear rating:

Theme: There will always be someone who comes into your life for you.