Don't Mix Night Rabbits and Cats.

Everyone in the universe knows that Kamui, the admiral of the Haruyu Pirates, is a war maniac who is only interested in fighting. Until one silent moonlit night, on that deserted star, he met a white-haired girl with cat ears. After a hearty kidnapping in lieu of purchasing, Kamui announced on the spot: From now on, he is no longer a wild man without a cat! Chunyu's whole group hugged each other and cried: Great, the group leader finally has normal hobbies besides fighting and eating! Only the deputy leader Afutu had a vague premonition. Sure enough. On the first day, the cat knocked down all the members. The next day, Cat gutted the office area. On the third day, the cat completely disabled the ventilation system and then... Escaped. Afutu: I knew it! Could it be some simple person who could be favored by the group leader? Looking at Kamui's dumb body, whose head was pulled to the point of being helpless, Afutu covered his face in despair: It's over, because he has a bald father, and his hair is the hair of the leader! Kamui touched the messy hair on his head and said with a smile: "Let's stop playing house. It seems that the unruly wild cat still needs to be trained and tamed." In response, an unknown cat-eared girl said calmly: The beautiful thing is that cats are free and no one can change them. ………… Oh? How did they meet, you ask? It's a long story… It was a silent moonlit night. The girl with cat ears sat high on the edge of the rooftop, her feet dangling in the air and humming softly. The handsome young man quietly came to visit, looking up at her with a smile. A boy and girl in their youth, a fateful encounter, a perfect glimpse. According to the textbook boy meets girl scenario, the girl should lightly open her lips and ask: "May I ask, are you my master?" But unfortunately, this is a Gintama fanfic. So—— The girl asked a sincere question: "Don't you have a mother?" There is no need to repeat the rest of the story... ………… Later, at the end of the vast sea of stars. The girl with cat ears was covered in blood. She warned Kamui in the coldest voice: "Stop." "Don't come near me anymore. If I become a monster... No one can survive." She turned her head and said. "It doesn't matter." Yetu clenched the bloody umbrella in his hand and smiled brighter than ever, "When that time comes, I will kill you with my own hands without mercy." "So, don't run away -" he took half a step closer, "just stay and become the prey that only belongs to me." At the end, Afutu has something to say: "Thank you for the invitation. Friends who are still looking for jobs, please be careful." "Some companies' recruitment brochures say there are cats, which may mean that you have to help the boss raise cats." [Instructions for consumption] 1. CP Divine Power, Smiling Tsundere Fighting Maniac × Sanwu Natural Radio System. 2. The story takes place after the completion of the original work, and the original characters other than the copywriter will also appear. 3. The emotional line develops slowly (probably), but the persecution of Afutu progresses very quickly. 4. If there is any offense, please condemn the Sorachi Orangutan. The author hereby excuses himself! ………… By the way, I'll give you an advance copy of my own One Piece fanfic, and I'll open it after this one is finished! "[Pirate] Ordinary Vampire but Super Emperor Powerful" -The whole world thinks I am an unfathomable boss -Even if you have nothing, you must live with style! Lilim, an ordinary vampire in the magical world, accidentally traveled to the world of One Piece. There seemed to be no vampire race here, so Lilim discovered that there were always people who had various misunderstandings about her, who was ordinary. For example, when Lucky E Lilim was just sleeping, the navy regarded her as the body of a Celestial Dragon slave, packed it up with a coffin, and sold it to the King Shichibukai. Moonlight Moria was overjoyed: the blind box was opened and hidden! Look at my shadow fruit - impossible, why doesn't it work? Lilim was speechless and choked: Uncle, please stop cutting, I'm afraid. Also, didn't you know that vampires don't have shadows? After this criminal den was destroyed by kind-hearted people passing by, Lilim was forced to start her wandering, crossing, and adventurous journey along the Grand Line in order to fill her stomach and find a way home. Then, she accidentally strayed into the war on the top. Faced with attacks from the sky, she could only turn into a group of black mist little bats and flee. The navy were shocked: Able to fly, immune to slashes, and able to ignore armed color and domineering! Is this the legendary [Bat Fruit·Phantom Beast Species·Vampire Form]! He is capable of fighting against a general, this boy is so terrifying! Lilim was also shocked: What are you chattering about? There are too many settings and I don't understand them at all! I'm not going to fight, I'm going to run away! In this way, after being forced to be involved in several major incidents, Lilim became more and more skilled in running away, and the bounty gradually increased... For some reason, she was evaluated as a person with a noble soul. Lilim scratched her head: Ah, this... Sad to say, I am actually not a human being now. Moreover, as a vampire, I have no soul. However, there was no moment of mourning for this incident. After the Shichibukai and the general, what Lilim had to face next was—— The Yonko who has compulsive collecting of races, Big Mom! Lilim: Marry? Hey, me? Real or fake? If I had known better, I wouldn't have said I was a vampire! ………… In the real world, after this comic was updated, the forum exploded: [Hot] Li Tao, has Lilim's strength surpassed the emperor level? As mentioned, it is known that she can resist Big Mom's soul fruit while standing still, and she is conservatively estimated to be powerful. Nili has not lost a single game since her debut. This is her unique strength. Heizi speaks! ………… At the same time, ordinary vampires in the magical world, unfathomable strong men in the pirate world, and top debaters in the real world are wearing vests, turning into strange black figures and handing out leaflets everywhere: Mortal, offer your blood to me, and I will promise you a miracle that spans life and death. Lilim: I'm hungry, I need some food, some kindhearted people can give me a drink of blood! If you don't want to die, you can ask me to provide first love services, including turning into a vampire! ——Only if you can find me. The so-called super-emperor-level experts are also trying their best to deceive and abduct in order not to starve to death today. However, at this time, she still didn't know what kind of uproar her promise of immortality had caused in the sea... Purpose: Don't abandon cats.