Want to get rich overnight?
Do you want to marry Bai Fumei and reach the peak of your life?
Do you want a sweet dream life every night that is sweet but not bitter?
Ji Laizhi wants it, Ji Laizhi dreams about it, Ji Laizhi wants it to death.
Until Ji Laizhi went out and picked up a bird.
A strange talking bird.
Strange Bird: "Want to get rich overnight?"
Ji Laizhi: "I think so."
Strange Bird: "Do you want to marry Bai Fumei and reach the peak of your life?"
Ji Laizhi: "Think!"
Strange Bird: "Do you want a sweet dream every night and a life that is sweet but not bitter?"
Ji Laizhi: "If the first two are realized, you don't have to think about this one."
"..." The strange bird said, "No, you have to think about this."
Legend has it that if you wake up in the middle of the night and have nightmares, you should face the northeast corner and shout Birch three times, and Birch will come to eat the nightmare and prevent the evil dream from coming true. In ancient times, during the Nuo Festival in the twelfth lunar month, wizards would recite blessings to summon Birch to eliminate dreams and eliminate disasters.
Strange Bird: "I am Birch."
Ji Laizhi smiled: "The crow is talking nonsense and you pretend to be a mythical beast."
Strange bird: "..."
So that night the strange bird came to Ji Laizhi in his dream and beat him up.
After Ji Laizhi woke up, he was much more polite: "Hello, Birch, what should I do?"
Birch's green and black feathers shone in the morning light. He flapped his wings and said, "Open the door to welcome guests."
………………
Ji Laizhi looked at the frightening monster in front of him that was struggling and twisting, turning into a beautiful face for a while, and then turning into a black mist. He held the strange mask left behind by his grandmother tightly in his hands.
The concept of materialism was shattered in the past twenty years. Ji Laizhi turned around tremblingly: "What, what is this?"
Birch stood on the side of a branch and smiled: "Your white hair is beautiful."
# Is gone, can the black poor bird be okay?#
#Grandma, your relics seem to be able to hit people#
#The whole process of mutation of a materialistic warrior who keeps his integrity#
#Discussion: Will the reproductive isolation between humans and birds disappear due to the blessing of mythical beasts#
#Answer: The two men do not need to consider reproductive isolation#
Purpose: Forge ahead to achieve common prosperity
