What Should I Do If Cthulhu Has a Toothache?

A mouth full of teeth Due to widespread ocean pollution, some marine organisms have mutated and spontaneously grown legs and lungs and learned to come ashore. After nearly two decades of hard struggle, humans have decided to coexist peacefully with marine life and give them the opportunity to work and earn money. Many industries targeting marine life have risen rapidly. Cheng Lechu lived in this absurd era. He was a dentist who was twenty-six years old and had practiced medicine professionally for twenty years. Cheng Lechu was grateful for countless times that he lived in an inland city and had few opportunities to come into contact with marine life in work practice. ... Until one day a strange thing came to the clinic - a dark, unknown solid-liquid mixture that made one look at it crazy. The scientific name seems to be Cthulhu? Cheng Lechu said with a dull face: "Hello, how can I help you." Cthulhu blinked his eyes: "Tooth... Hurts..." Cheng Lechu: "Which tooth?" Cthulhu opened his mouth, revealing the dense teeth inside. "The... Thirty... Sixth column... The fifth... Eighteenth... Row..." "..." Hey, if you have studied, you can also know ordinal pairs. ……………… Cthulhu has a broken tooth. As the saying goes, toothache is not a disease, it hurts terribly. Just when Cthulhu was in pain and couldn't sleep day and night, an advertising flyer was brought to him by the wind. On the advertising page is a handsome-looking man, wearing a white coat and a pair of gold-rimmed glasses. Next to it is written in bold black letters - Professional doctor for twenty years, a family of dentists, to solve your pain! Cthulhu decided to embark on a dental journey. Good news, Cthulhu finally found a dentist. Bad news, he has no money. Faced with the high price of dental treatment, the simple Cthulhu thought for a moment and raised his hand politely: "Can... I pay... With meat...?" The wind of flesh and blood did not blow into the ears of the dentist, but it blew into the ears of the Maritime and Land Harmony Administration. They quickly found Cheng Lechu and gave them uniforms. "This is the number to resolve a land-sea disharmony incident." The staff member held out three fingers. Cheng Lechu smiled disdainfully: "Three hundred? Do you know how much money I make this day?" The staff member shook his head and still held up three fingers. Cheng Lechu: "Three thousand? Then I can consider it." The staff still shook their heads. Cheng Lechu's eyes widened, his attitude changed 360 degrees, and he enthusiastically held the staff's hands: "Colleagues, I will do my best to contribute to the harmony of the sea and land families throughout my life!" … But the money is just too good to make. Cheng Lechu looked at the sea creature that shivered and squatted on the ground as soon as Cthulhu appeared. In Cthulhu's thinking, what will happen when the funds between the two parties are not equal? It wasn't until he was knocked down by a ball of darkness that Cheng Lechu finally remembered: That's right, I will pay for it with my body. Consumption Guide: 1. This article of Cthulhu is a private creation after the mind of Golden Golden Sheep diverged. If you mind, please evacuate quickly! 2. Don't tell others if you abandon the article. Do not insult, insult or vent negative emotions when encountering unpleasant situations. 3. Decline writing guidance 4. Shuangjie, I wish you all a happy reading~ ————Advance copy copy—————— "The Dream Eater" Want to get rich overnight? Do you want to marry Bai Fumei and reach the peak of your life? Do you want a sweet dream life every night that is sweet but not bitter? Ji Laizhi wants it, Ji Laizhi dreams about it, Ji Laizhi wants it to death. Until Ji Laizhi went out and picked up a bird. A strange talking bird. Strange Bird: "Want to get rich overnight?" Ji Laizhi: "I think so." Strange Bird: "Do you want to marry Bai Fumei and reach the peak of your life?" Ji Laizhi: "Think!" Strange Bird: "Do you want a sweet dream every night and a life that is sweet but not bitter?" Ji Laizhi: "If the first two are realized, you don't have to think about this one." "..." The strange bird said, "No, you have to think about this." Legend has it that if you wake up in the middle of the night and have nightmares, you should face the northeast corner and shout Birch three times, and Birch will come to eat the nightmare and prevent the evil dream from coming true. In ancient times, during the Nuo Festival in the twelfth lunar month, wizards would recite blessings to summon Birch to eliminate dreams and eliminate disasters. Strange Bird: "I am Birch." Ji Laizhi smiled: "The crow is talking nonsense and you pretend to be a mythical beast." Strange bird: "..." So that night the strange bird came to Ji Laizhi in his dream and beat him up. After Ji Laizhi woke up, he was much more polite: "Hello, Birch, what should I do?" Birch's green and black feathers shone in the morning light. He flapped his wings and said, "Open the door to welcome guests." ……………… Ji Laizhi looked at the frightening monster in front of him that was struggling and twisting, turning into a beautiful face for a while, and then turning into a black mist. He held the strange mask left behind by his grandmother tightly in his hands. The concept of materialism was shattered in the past twenty years. Ji Laizhi turned around tremblingly: "What, what is this?" Birch stood on the side of a branch and smiled: "Your white hair is beautiful." # Is gone, can the black poor bird be okay?# #Grandma, your relics seem to be able to hit people# #The whole process of mutation of a materialistic warrior who keeps his integrity# #Discussion: Will the reproductive isolation between humans and birds disappear due to the blessing of mythical beasts# #Answer: The two men do not need to consider reproductive isolation# Purpose: Protect the marine environment