When Will That Cloud Finally Catch On? [Quick Transmigration]

Today, Yun Yituan is working hard to save the world again. (Though she has no idea what any of this has to do with saving the world.)

Synopsis One [Work Report Edition]

Spacetime Administration, Seventh Dimension, Cross-World Chronology Stability Maintenance Special Projects Office: Quarterly Employee Summary

Employee name: Yun Yituan (cloud spirit, 472 years old, fresh graduate)

Job responsibilities: Save the world

Actual work:

· [High Fantasy World] Deliver the Holy Sword of Light to the Chosen Hero. ✔ (Completed)

Main task: Hand the sword to the hero. But the sword insisted on flying back into her arms. Then the hero and the Demon King started fighting. She crouched nearby, eating cookies and watching. Things got very chaotic.

· [School World] Go undercover as a boy and become a lackey to the aristocratic academy's F4. ✔ (Completed)

Main task: Help organize student council files, take photos, coordinate outfits, serve as a dance partner at a ball, and stand by as they get out of the car shouting, “You look so cool!”

· [Fairy-Tale World] Clean up the mess left by a witch's many curses. ✔ (Completed)

Main task: Help Cinderella, who disguised herself as a man to seek revenge; tell the real Frog Prince from the fake one; stop Belle from assassinating the Beast Prince; break into the Thorn Castle to awaken Sleeping Beauty… Who knows why the witch is always picking fights with princes!

· [Strange Tales World] Accumulate good karma and return to the living world safely. ● (Still in progress)

Main task: Feed the birds, water the flowers, and save dying monsters and ghosts, as well as down-and-out scholars. She only wanted to do good deeds, but all these supernatural beings are competing to repay her by offering themselves to her. She's just a water ghost! Are they getting something wrong?!

Director's review: “Well done. You've saved several more worlds.”

Yun Yituan's review: “Director, I still don't understand what exactly I've saved.”

Director: “You don't need to understand.”

Yun Yituan: “Then how is my performance evaluated?”

Director: “Outstanding in every category.”

Yun Yituan: “Great. Then we're all set.”

The important male characters from various worlds: “When is she going to realize we don't just want to be friends with her?”

Synopsis Two [Instruction Manual Edition]

A Guide to Saving the World (Though the Author Has No Idea How It Works) (By Yun Yituan)

Method One: Give the hero a holy sword.

Note: Just hand it over. Don't draw it yourself first.

Actual result: The holy sword chose her as its master, and the hero couldn't pull it out. The Demon King laughed for three minutes, and the hero, embarrassed and furious, started fighting him. They fought all day, and neither won. In the end, they both crouched in front of her and asked, “Which one will you choose?” She said, “I'll choose caramel pudding.” They fell silent. The world was temporarily at peace.

Method Two: Disguise yourself as a boy and infiltrate an aristocratic academy as the F4's lackey.

Note: Don't let them discover you're actually a girl, or all four of them will make very strange faces.

Actual result: They started fighting over “whose request she should accept.” They fought all afternoon, then, exhausted, all four asked her, “Whose request will you accept?” She said, “Take turns. You can work out an order.” The four fell silent, and the world was temporarily at peace.

Method Three: Clean up the witch's mess.

Note: Use the petals of the seven-colored flower sparingly. There's only so much.

Actual result: The kings of various nations were very grateful and awarded her a certificate naming her an exemplary witch. The princes secretly competed with one another and vied to propose to her, while she was completely absorbed in petting cats. The princes fell silent. The witch and her cats lived happily ever after, and the world was temporarily at peace.

Method Four: Do one or more good deeds every day.

Note: Don't be too kind, or the other person may think you've saved their life.

Actual result: The birds she fed turned into spoiled, adorable little divas; the flowers she watered turned into cool, abstinent motherly men; the scholars she saved turned into clingy, chatty top-scorers; the ghosts she protected turned into devoted, innocent puppy-dog companions who shared her meals… All kinds of humans, monsters, and ghosts had been half-dead and indifferent to the world. After she saved them, they were back to full strength and obsessed with repaying her. The world was temporarily at peace.

Conclusion: I still don't understand how it works, but the director says I have a permanent position, so I won't ask.

This manual has sold 3.42 million copies and ranks first on the Spacetime Administration Bestseller List.

Core theme: The world treats me with kindness, so I treat the world with kindness.