I'm Mentally Ill, and I Refuse to Be Caught in the GojoHaji Love Triangle

For a while, I thought my good friend Gojo Satoru had drawn the manga Jujutsu Ousen. But he denied it completely. I insisted, "Then Jie's pen name must be Gege Akutami." Geto Suguru's eyes widened. "If neither of you drew it, why are you so determined to make me watch the anime?" I was baffled. 😳

I always thought I was a schizophrenic with severe delusions. I thought Gojo and Geto were fellow patients who shared the same illness as me.

That was until someone claiming to be the greatest curse user of the Heian era appeared before me. At the Shibuya intersection, with corpses strewn everywhere, he asked if I wasn't even a little curious why Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru knew my name the first time we met.

I said, "Maybe because there's this thing called the internet, and I happened to be a famous nutcase at a school in Tokyo that year?" 🥲

He said, "Sorry, but that's not it, my lady."

My lady? "That's a little insulting," I said. "I've never even dated anyone."

"Oh, those two haven't told you yet?" he said with a smile. "Come to think of it, even I don't know whether I should call you the cult leader's wife or the wife of the Gojo family."

I firmly dialed the psychiatric hospital. "Hello, is this the Tokyo Psychiatric Hospital? There's a patient here suffering from delusions. She's become dangerously obsessed with Jujutsu Ousen and needs to be hospitalized and taken offline by force."

...Although I did remember that one day, when Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru were bickering, they really had said something like this:

"At the very least, you should keep your distance from a friend's wife," Satoru had said.

"Only if she admits to being one," Suguru had replied with a smile.

But at the time, I thought they were gossiping about someone else. It had nothing to do with me.

Until the day a horde of monsters drove me to the top of Tokyo Tower, where I prepared to jump. Suguru caught me with his Rainbow Dragon.

And Satoru hovered in midair, firing a flame-red "Red" from his fingertips.

Also known as: Please Don't Leave Me in a Hell Without You

[The inescapable Gojo-Geto love triangle / The heroine isn't actually mentally ill, but her mental state is spectacularly unhinged / Could Naoya be an unhinged sister-obsessed brother too? 🌚 / An unconventional, dark and twisted tale]

Theme: A love shared both ways can make people better