Can a Cold, Indifferent Cannon Fodder Become Everyone's Favorite?

Yu Wu can hardly believe what the System is telling him.

"You're already dead. Terrorists attacked the laboratory, and a researcher knocked over an experiment table, starting a fire."

"And you, poor Test Subject 01, were swallowed by the flames and died."

Yu Wu takes a moment to respond. "Then what exactly are you?"

System: Why does that sound like an insult? Let me listen again to make sure.

"Your physical stats are perfect. You're an excellent fit for our department: high risk, high reward."

Yu Wu doesn't agree, but he's already been teleported away.

Only later does he learn that "high risk" means dealing with a bunch of lunatics who can go crazy at any moment, while "high reward" means... being loved by a bunch of lunatics.

One: The infamous cross-dressing female streamer

As the world's spiritual energy returns, a small number of people awaken special talents and are idolized like gods. Yu Wu only transforms into a useless long-haired white cat, but he brags about it online, deliberately trying to hitch his wagon to the current top-three talent, the Dragon-Proud One.

With cat ears on his head, a pink-and-white collar around his slender pale neck, and a pink-and-white skirt that barely covers his thighs, Yu Wu heads to a forest where fierce beasts roam and starts a livestream.

Shocking! The cold, aloof No. 2 and the righteous-to-a-fault No. 3, who only care about fighting monsters, secretly reach under the streamer's skirt.

People ask, what about No. 1?

No. 1 is busy going berserk while fighting monsters because the streamer didn't read his name during the thank-you-for-the-gifts segment.

Meanwhile, the streamer himself sits obediently in front of the camera, asking the chat why they're calling him their wife.

"I want to gather all the handsome, decent men in the world and make them suitors for my daughter."

Two: The little fox who only seduces cultivators of the Emotionless Path

The beloved junior disciple of the Hehuan Sect is actually a little fox. His senior brothers and sisters repeatedly warn him never to seek out those foul sword cultivators who follow the Emotionless Path for dual cultivation.

The little fox agrees, swishing his fluffy tail. But his mission is to go after those three heaven's favorites, sleep with them, then run away and, if possible, shatter their Dao hearts.

The little fox can't even figure out how he's supposed to complete the mission. When the classic "kill your wife to prove the Dao" scene comes around, he prepares to run...

But he doesn't get away. The three are the silent, action-only type, and he can't figure out what went wrong.

Three: The flirtatious little succubus

By day, he's a respectable special assistant in public. By night, his face flushed, he swishes his heart-shaped tail and secretly rubs his thighs together with a blanket between his teeth.

The starving little succubus sets his sights on his celibate, refined boss, the boss's hot-tempered playboy nephew, and the ruthless head of a business association.

The little succubus lies to all three. When he's too busy, he just ignores them. But when he finds another new target and tries to sneak off for a taste, all three catch him at once.

Later, in the chairman's office during the day, the assistant still wears a white shirt and black trousers, but his heart-shaped tail slips out uncontrollably. Someone grabs it and feeds him until he's completely satisfied.

Four: The blindly devoted little saint

The saint is holy and compassionate, yet blindly devoted to the old god, willing to offer him everything.

He curses the new god and blocks the heroes' uprising. The old god's followers praise him loudly, while the new god's followers denounce him as a heretic and a relic.

The new god is curious about the saint. Taking on a mortal form, the god tricks the little saint into offering himself before the old god's statue under the pretext of saving the old god.

He is the old god's chosen saint, the new god's coveted wife, and the faith the knight will defend until death.

Five: The country-bumpkin roommate

How does one dorm end up with the whole school's three most famous guys, all rich, handsome, and popular, while a new student, a nobody with terrible luck, just happens to get assigned to their room?

The little nobody has nothing going for him except a pretty face, yet this money-loving country bumpkin somehow becomes the whole dorm's darling.

The recipient is cool and slow to catch on; all the fragmented versions of the love interest are chaste.

The mini-worlds may not follow the order of the blurbs.

The mini-worlds will probably have happy endings too, and the number of fragments varies between worlds.

Everything is fictional. Please don't draw parallels with reality.

There will be original settings, so I don't recommend applying the rules of other stories.

Theme: Effort plus courage